Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

[dennisd]

Holy Sh!t!!  I forgot about that guy...   

Whatever happened to him?

@dennisd - We're just bustin' your chops...  You shoulda seen the grief they gave me when I got setup on a date...   it's all good...

I know, I was just havin' some fun.  Hey, I know it wasn't me that gave her the wet spot but it was my Ducati.

[Ratfink749]

Your answer should have been to her, "get on I'll show ya." 

(shivering) NOOO!  That would have been a horrible idea!  Besides... I'm riding a Monoposto bike.  She would've cracked and bent and mangled my aluminum subframe. 

[akmnstr]

(shivering) NOOO!  That would have been a horrible idea!  Besides... I'm riding a Monoposto bike.  She would've cracked and bent and mangled my aluminum subframe. 

OK.  I think we are now starting to get a clearer picture of what actually happened.  I believe what you are saying here, and I mean no disrespect to the woman, that this was a rather large person and you did not find her to be particularly attractive.  This is fantasy is now busted.

[Goat_Herder]

OK.  I think we are now starting to get a clearer picture of what actually happened.  I believe what you are saying here, and I mean no disrespect to the woman, that this was a rather large person and you did not find her to be particularly attractive.  This is fantasy is now busted.

LOL, what a rough audience.   

[The Bacon Junkie]

LOL, what a rough audience.   

That, Sir, is how we rolleth...   

[yamifixer]

Got stopped last night at a police safety check.
As I get out my licence The LEO asked me how fast will it go.
I reply "I'm not telling you that."
He smiles and says "I figure around 115 since it looks like it's going 50 and you're just sitting here."

Gotta love a cop with a sense of humor.

[DucofWestwood]

last night as i was leaving work, they were shooting a scene for NCIS: LA in the parking garage.  doesn't seem like they're that sensitive to background noise, as there are plenty of cars leaving the parking garage near where they are filming.  i smile to myself (guessing what's about to happen), and fire up the bike for warm-up while putting on my gear.  suddenly one of the production assistants comes running over towards me making the "cut" motion (hand sliding across the base of his neck) and says he needs me to turn it off b/c they had to stop filming due to the noise of my pipes.  i oblige, and he proceeds to chat with me about the bike while they finish the scene.

[Veloce-Fino]

last night as i was leaving work, they were shooting a scene for NCIS: LA in the parking garage.  doesn't seem like they're that sensitive to background noise, as there are plenty of cars leaving the parking garage near where they are filming.  i smile to myself (guessing what's about to happen), and fire up the bike for warm-up while putting on my gear.  suddenly one of the production assistants comes running over towards me making the "cut" motion (hand sliding across the base of his neck) and says he needs me to turn it off b/c they had to stop filming due to the noise of my pipes.  i oblige, and he proceeds to chat with me about the bike while they finish the scene.

Should have ignored them, hopped on and rode through the set....

[Monster Dave]

last night as i was leaving work, they were shooting a scene for NCIS: LA in the parking garage.  doesn't seem like they're that sensitive to background noise, as there are plenty of cars leaving the parking garage near where they are filming.  i smile to myself (guessing what's about to happen), and fire up the bike for warm-up while putting on my gear.  suddenly one of the production assistants comes running over towards me making the "cut" motion (hand sliding across the base of his neck) and says he needs me to turn it off b/c they had to stop filming due to the noise of my pipes.  i oblige, and he proceeds to chat with me about the bike while they finish the scene.

Hey thats pretty cool! 

[avizpls]

Should have ignored them, hopped on and rode through the set....

'ats what I would have done. Stupid police shows....its a horrible distorted mirror of society and in bad taste. How is glorifying violent crimes considered entertainment?

[evocarti]

I was stuck under a K-Mart overhang during a freak rainstorm last week. While waiting for the storm to pass, a couple teenage boys came out to admire the bike.

One of them was talking about how much he liked the fully faired sportbikes, ala the big four japanese machines. He mentioned that mine looked and sounded like it was 'waaaaaaaaaaaay too powerful to be safe' and that he'd be 'scared to ride something like that' .

I ride a 696

[scooterd145]

"Is it true that Ducati's are so loud because the chain is loose"   

[jvax]

A coworker last night: "I've always wanted a Ducati Monster.  I just love the badassness of yours."  Made my night 

He then suggested we swap vehicles for a few days.  Me my Monster, and him his Nissan GT-R.  A cage, indeed, but a freakin cool cage 

[Raux]

A coworker last night: "I've always wanted a Ducati Monster.  I just love the badassness of yours."  Made my night 

He then suggested we swap vehicles for a few days.  Me my Monster, and him his Nissan GT-R.  A cage, indeed, but a freakin cool cage 

ooooo that's a pretty good swap.

[psycledelic]

'ats what I would have done. Stupid police shows....its a horrible distorted mirror of society and in bad taste. How is glorifying violent crimes considered entertainment?

Hey, U dissin LL Cool J?  Mama Said Knock You Out!