Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

[Howley]

Bike performs sex change. That's disappointing.

[elyse]

Bike performs sex change. That's disappointing.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! 

[The Bacon Junkie]

So, which is it?  

yeah, bacon which is it??  

good catch kopfjäger!  

Oh, shit... typo...   She is my housemate.

The 999 is a she also...  

Bike performs sex change. That's disappointing.

only under hard braking...  ouch! 

[DucatiSTi]

I had a very nice looking young woman on a scooter say, "Now, that's a fast bike!" I said, "Yes, it  is quick and thanks for the compliment." Sorry no pics for all you leg humperz.

Also while driving my 09 STi, a guy on a Ducati 1098 pulls up next to me, puts his visor up and says "Hey, nice car. Must be pretty fast?" Light changed and he took off.

[Destructobot]

Some guy walked out of a restaurant the other day to tell me I had a nice bike.  Saw me through the window.  Then again, I'm in a small town that probably only has 4-8 Duc's total.

[$Lindz$]

I couldn't hear him over my clutch but I think some dude in a real nice old Mercedes leaned out of his window and said "That a f*$&ing nice bike."

Nod.

"That's a f*$^ing nice car."

[iRam]

I was cruising thru my favorite back roads last weekend and I came across three police cars and they were stoping everyone checking iD's. So I stopped and handed them my license right away. I didn't realize that my license was already expired and the Leo was quick to point it out and then he noticed my bike. He quipped, that's a really nice bike you got there! Do you like it? I said yes I do. Does it go really fast? My response... It's really light and nimble, perfect for what I use it for. And the officer goes. Alright, good answer... He hands me back my license and told me to renew it ASAP.

[gregrnel]

At a red light downtown (that's about to turn green), dude in the passenger seat of the truck next to me, "What's the speed on that?".....my reply, "Right now, zero", light turns green and I speed away.

[OneWheelDrive]

My boss when I showed up to work on my S4RS for the first time, "Uhh, I'm selling my Harley"  

[yamifixer]

My boss when show up to work on my S4RS for the first time, "Uhh, I'm selling my Harley" 

NICE..

[Raux]

I get the usual..

Ducati huh, too fast for me
Ducati, must be real fast
Ducati, boy I bet that is loud.

uh, stock 696 motor with stock mufflers...

then there's the question

how fast can that go?

first answer ALWAYS... the speed limit

I've had guys go... yeah but seriously you can tell me... ok sure, I've had it to 120 but there's more there...
they always answer... WITH NO WIND SCREEN???

[$Lindz$]

"I love my Speed Triple, but your bike gets my dick harder than a diamond in an ice storm."

[NorDog]

Do diamonds get harding in an ice storm?   

[iRam]

At a red light downtown (that's about to turn green), dude in the passenger seat of the truck next to me, "What's the speed on that?".....my reply, "Right now, zero", light turns green and I speed away.

[Kopfjager]

So I stopped and handed them my license right away. I didn't realize that my license was already expired