Animal Battles.

Started by Super T.I.B, August 26, 2008, 03:24:36 PM

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DucPete

Quote from: fwtcc on August 27, 2008, 08:29:19 AM
What about an elephant vs. a bear?

What about an elephant vs. the '85 Bears?
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Amy Winehouse vs an earthworm selling crack?

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fwtcc

but the seal is bigger it could squash the kitten, and they eat oyster or something so I bet they got a mean bite.  I vote seal.

Give the kitten a club though and that seal is toast.
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Quote from: Smokescreen on June 24, 2008, 10:19:11 PM
... I'm totally cool with my friends saying "You remember when William bit it?!  That was awesome!  How do you explode in a fireball while being crushed under a waterfall?!  I don't think I'll beat that..."

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IZ

Quote from: DucPete on August 27, 2008, 08:59:46 AM
What about an elephant vs. the '85 Bears?

What about Ditka vs. The Refridgerator?!

[cheeky]
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Triple J

Quote from: IZ on August 27, 2008, 09:36:40 AM
What about Ditka vs. The Refridgerator?!

[cheeky]

DITKA!!! The 'fridge was just a flash in the pan.

C'mon!  [roll]

;D

DucPete

Quote from: IZ on August 27, 2008, 09:36:40 AM
What about Ditka vs. The Refridgerator?!

[cheeky]

William the refrigerator Perry?  hmmmmm

the Fridge:7,  Ditka:14


How about Ditka vs. God?
Quote from: Obsessed? on October 14, 2008, 03:32:49 AMI'm sorry you got all butt-hurt. Now let it go. Deep breath. Just let it goooo....

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fwtcc

Quote from: DucPete on August 27, 2008, 09:46:30 AM
How about Ditka vs. God?

Ditka, for two reasons.  First Ditka is God, and Ditka can make a rock so big he can't lift it.
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Quote from: Smokescreen on June 24, 2008, 10:19:11 PM
... I'm totally cool with my friends saying "You remember when William bit it?!  That was awesome!  How do you explode in a fireball while being crushed under a waterfall?!  I don't think I'll beat that..."

the_Journeyman

Flea v. Gnat?

Caracal v. Serval?

Duckbilled Plattypuss v. Porcupine?

JM
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fwtcc

Quote from: the_Journeyman on August 27, 2008, 12:01:52 PM
Flea v. Gnat?

Caracal v. Serval?

Duckbilled Plattypuss v. Porcupine?

JM

Flea, its scissor lock would be unstoppable.

Caracal, the serval has too much ear to grab on to.

Porcupine, best offense is defense.
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Quote from: Smokescreen on June 24, 2008, 10:19:11 PM
... I'm totally cool with my friends saying "You remember when William bit it?!  That was awesome!  How do you explode in a fireball while being crushed under a waterfall?!  I don't think I'll beat that..."

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ducati_tim

Quote from: the_Journeyman on August 27, 2008, 12:01:52 PM
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Duckbilled Plattypuss v. Porcupine?

JM
It depends if the platypuss is male or female. The males have a poisonous spur.

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ducati_tim

Quote from: bobspapa on August 27, 2008, 12:18:46 PM
bob vs any living thing
I'll take the little pussy on as long as I can wear my bob suit

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