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Started by Kopfjager, September 01, 2008, 09:02:07 AM

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Kopfjager

September 01, 2008, 09:02:07 AM
The NFL receiver formally known as Chad Johnson, has legally changed his last name.  [popcorn]
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

stateprez

#1
September 02, 2008, 12:46:44 PM
I think it's hilarious....probably because I'm not a Bengals fan.  Plus, all my buddies who played ball in college now have new nicknames.



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wbeck257

#2
September 02, 2008, 12:48:03 PM
As much shit as he talks he sure does a good job at backing (most of it) up...
2006 Ducati S2R1000, 1974 Honda MT125, 1974 Penton Jackpiner 175, 1972 Yamaha R5

Grampa

#3
September 02, 2008, 12:49:46 PM
He Hate Me
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Rameses

#4
September 02, 2008, 01:04:51 PM

Grampa

#5
September 02, 2008, 01:35:27 PM
Quote from: Rameses on September 02, 2008, 01:04:51 PM

No, that was Rod Smart.

Rod Dumb

same as Ocho Cinco

dumb
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Magnus

#6
September 02, 2008, 02:21:13 PM
ocho psycho
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Grampa

#7
September 02, 2008, 02:24:57 PM
Tardo Grande
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Rameses

#8
September 02, 2008, 02:36:00 PM

Kopfjager

#9
September 02, 2008, 03:01:13 PM
He Hate Me was just a name on a jersey. Chad Johnson has legally changed his last name.  [bang]
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Sinister

#10
September 02, 2008, 03:03:37 PM
When his career goes down the tubes, will he change his name to 86'd...Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Grampa

#11
September 02, 2008, 03:19:11 PM
Maybe he got tired of all the "johnson" jokes
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Kopfjager

#12
September 02, 2008, 05:12:40 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2008, 03:19:11 PM
Maybe he got tired of all the "johnson" jokes

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

lauramonster

#13
September 02, 2008, 06:50:29 PM
he must really play ball...cause I can't believe he passed any of those school tests. 

Frickin' snow!

CromoMann

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September 02, 2008, 09:36:05 PM
Quote from: stateprez on September 02, 2008, 12:46:44 PM
...Plus, all my buddies who played ball in college now have new nicknames.
I'm in tears - too make the beast with two backsin funny.  I've watched zero preseason football and this just caught my funny bone. 

I don't fault him for it - I'm not sure how sanctimonious I'd get if the tide were turned and I had a last name of "Mugabe", but I really hope he's doing it to be funny and doesn't believe this is his genius method to gain more Hispanic related endorsements. 

- Uno
- it's better than "Leaky"
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