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NAKID
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Re: Connecticut, here I come!
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May 10, 2008, 10:57:29 PM »
Quote from: IZ on May 10, 2008, 10:25:42 PM
Uh..I wouldn't want to get sick on that sub!!
Is there any way to warn these guys?!
Awesome news C!!
You wouldn't have to worry, there's a minimum height requirement...
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Re: Connecticut, here I come!
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May 10, 2008, 10:59:09 PM »
You wouldn't have to worry, there's a minimum height requirement...
There's obviously not one for medical staff!!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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Re: Connecticut, here I come!
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May 10, 2008, 11:07:01 PM »
Ok, someone, anyone here post up how many times you've heard a NAKID short joke, and how many times you've heard an IZ short joke...
P.S. You're not 5'9"
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Re: Connecticut, here I come!
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May 10, 2008, 11:35:44 PM »
Quote from: NAKID on May 10, 2008, 11:07:01 PM
Ok, someone, anyone here post up how many times you've heard a NAKID short joke, and how many times you've heard an IZ short joke...
P.S. You're not 5'9"
Dude..you're killing me!
Just like I haven't been to Italy but once.
Just like I don't know words and/or terms from my profession.
I was just walking next to Randimus today. He's 2 inches taller than me and he's 5'11".
The short joke originated with Kni. Of course, he's going to say that I'm short cuz he's 6'4".
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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Re: Connecticut, here I come!
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May 10, 2008, 11:39:45 PM »
Why don't you two just get married?!?!
Hell, you already squabble like an old married couple.
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May 10, 2008, 11:46:07 PM »
I'm taller than both of them
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Quote from: Rev. Millertime on May 10, 2008, 11:39:45 PM
Why don't you two just get married?!?!
Hell, you already squabble like an old married couple.
He'll have his hands full with 100 seaman under the ocean for months at a time!
Doh..just thought..part of that medical job description will include rectal exams!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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Quote from: IZ on May 10, 2008, 11:47:17 PM
Doh..just thought..part of that medical job description will include rectal exams!
Only if you're on the boat!
<---- Literally!
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Re: Connecticut, here I come!
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May 11, 2008, 02:19:38 AM »
Congrats Chris. Sounds like you lucked out. Sub duty would be cool.
My dad currently lives in CT as well as my Aunt.
IZ, we all know, you didn't "just think" about rectal exams. I'm sure you've got IZ_ mental images of them all the time.
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Re: Connecticut, here I come!
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Quote from: IZ on May 10, 2008, 11:47:17 PM
He'll have his hands full with 100 seaman under the ocean for months at a time!
Doh..just thought..part of that medical job description will include rectal exams!
He'll have his hands full of seaman. Plus, he's Nakid. What a sticky situation!
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150 sailors go down...
... 75 couples come up.
Ohh the bubble head jokes.
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Re: Connecticut, here I come!
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Quote from: SheMonster on May 10, 2008, 11:46:07 PM
I'm taller than both of them
niiiiice!!!
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Quote from: SheMonster on May 10, 2008, 11:46:07 PM
I'm taller than both of them
Maybe in yer high heels and leathers that took you 5 hours to pick out!!
I like Amazons anyway!!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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Re: Connecticut, here I come!
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May 12, 2008, 02:48:28 AM »
chris..... are you moving the family to new england with you?
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Yup....
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