Kidney stones

Started by Grampa, September 02, 2008, 03:58:27 PM

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Grampa

Quote from: Dietrich on September 02, 2008, 04:34:27 PM


Now when I think I might be getting one I have a patented remedy I think you'll like:  Drink one beer of choice, fast.  Fill the empty bottle with water, and down that fast also.  Repeat that about 4-6 times.   [drink]

After a couple pees, no more pain.   :)   



I do the water an tequila treatment   [laugh]
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Quote from: ducpainter on September 02, 2008, 04:37:01 PM
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Quote from: Dietrich on September 02, 2008, 04:34:27 PM

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Word of warning, don't go looking up google images of kidney stones. :o

dammit! you had to say that didn't you...

:o
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lauramonster

Wow!! Did you see the sharp edges on those things????

Ouch! 

Hope they pass with as little pain as possible, bp.
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Grampa

Quote from: lauramonster on September 02, 2008, 06:56:28 PM
Wow!! Did you see the sharp edges on those things????

Ouch! 

Hope they pass with as little pain as possible, bp.

thats what kills me about them..... tiny lil grain of sand sized stones, will make you drop on a dirty floor and cry like a baby. makes ya feel like a big pussy when the pain goes away  [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

NAKID

People have compared passing kidney stones to childbirth. Thanks, but I'll pass....
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695LAM

My father has had a lot of kidney stones.  He would have to ( believe it or not take a strainer with him where ever he went.)  I just can not imagine the pain. :'(   Hang in there BP.  Lets hope it's just back pain.  Take it easy

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get some automotive paint strainers [laugh]
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NAKID

Quote from: 695LAM on September 02, 2008, 07:31:34 PM
My father has had a lot of kidney stones.  He would have to ( believe it or not take a strainer with him where ever he went.)  I just can not imagine the pain. :'(   Hang in there BP.  Lets hope it's just back pain.  Take it easy

If you go see a doc Joel, ask for a strainer (you really shouldn't have to ask).
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Hang in there and good luck to you.


jdubbs32584

If I remember correctly we had a nifty procedure in the OR where we could zap those puppies. Maybe it was gallstones tho.... :-\

NAKID

Some urologists will try ultrasound, but it's hit or miss. Usually only used when the stones are too large to pass through the ureters...
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Buckethead

Quote from: NAKID on September 02, 2008, 07:42:39 PM
Some urologists will try ultrasound, but it's hit or miss. Usually only used when the stones are too large to pass through the ureters...

Pretty fackin' sweet science behind it, tho. Generate sound waves at one focal point of an ellipse, pulverize kidney stones at the other.
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Quote from: JBubble on September 02, 2008, 07:41:07 PM
If I remember correctly we had a nifty procedure in the OR where we could zap those puppies. Maybe it was gallstones tho.... :-\

according to Kaiser, they have to know the make up of the stone prior, to being able to do that.... and or, wait until the stone becomes more of an issue than just being a painfull thing. I was told to monitor my temp, because if my temp rises, thats a sign of infection, and if thats the case, they go in..... until then, it's just wait for it/them to pass.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Dietrich

You know what, haven't had any issues since I started riding all the time.  My first and only one so far was right after I got my bike, about 2 years ago.  Now I make sure to alternate hitting the ton in 5th gear, and hard accelration from about 15 MPH in 3rd gear at least a couple times each time I ride, you know, just to keep things a little shook up.  Doctor prescribed... [coffee] [leo] ;D