Kidney stones

Started by Grampa, September 02, 2008, 03:58:27 PM

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Grampa

make the beast with two backs you

>:(
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Buckethead

Ouch, dude.  :(

Get better.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

TiNi


Grampa

I've had a couple of go-rounds with them in the past. I'm having backaches right now that fade in and out, just like when I had the stone issues in the past.  I havent gotten to the "fall on the floor and cry" stage with this batch yet...... so I'm hoping it's just a back ache.

fingers crossed.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

He Man

make the beast with two backs man. any way you can try to not get them? as in change your diet up a bit. I had one when i was 15, had back pain and pissed blood. After i pissed it out :( ate healthier and i haven't had one since.

Grampa

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Quote from: He Man on September 02, 2008, 04:06:01 PM
make the beast with two backs man. any way you can try to not get them? as in change your diet up a bit. I had one when i was 15, had back pain and pissed blood. After i pissed it out :( ate healthier and i haven't had one since.

Ive been tested for a couple off different things that may be causing them, with no luck. So far, I have yet to catch one for them to check out.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

erkishhorde

Ouch. Hope it's just a plain old man aches instead BP.  ;D
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He Man

Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2008, 04:08:02 PM
Ive been tested for a couple off different things that may be causing them, with no luck. So far, I have yet to catch one for them to check out.

get a bucket, put it in the bathroom, and just keep pissing in it until the pain stops.

Grampa

I passed a stone while in the bathroom of a Burger King in Weaverville Ca.... I was not about to reach into the urinal and retrieve it.  [puke]  [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

jdubbs32584

So sorry bp. Hang in there.

Grampa

I'm fine.

It's just pain, and it's not like Ive got cancer or something. Morphine makes it all good [laugh]

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

jdubbs32584

Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2008, 04:20:13 PM
I'm fine.

It's just pain, and it's not like Ive got cancer or something. Morphine makes it all good [laugh]



Share damnit.  >:(

Buckethead

Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2008, 04:20:13 PM
Morphine makes it all good [laugh]

Yes, yes it...

Wait... what?

Zzzzzzzz...
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Dietrich

#13
I've had one about 2 years ago and since I didn't know what it was, even though I have a pretty high tolerance for pain I thought I was going to die.

Now when I think I might be getting one I have a patented remedy I think you'll like:  Drink one beer of choice, fast.  Fill the empty bottle with water, and down that fast also.  Repeat that about 4-6 times.   [drink]

After a couple pees, no more pain.   :)   

P.S. Worst fear: Shaking one of the little spikey bastards loose during a long ride out of town.  Word of warning, don't go looking up google images of kidney stones. :o

ducpainter

Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2008, 04:20:13 PM
I'm fine.

It's just pain, and it's not like Ive got cancer or something. Morphine makes it all good [laugh]


Morphine makes everything good.
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