You're Fired Part Two: Felonies and Danger--- the Director's Cut

Started by TiAvenger, September 02, 2008, 04:59:57 PM

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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Manny

Quote from: Bun-bun on September 02, 2008, 06:54:41 PM
Hunt him down first.






Run him over with your scooter.

Then use the spoon.


Seriously, people on drugs are hard to generalize or predict. Do everything you can think of to protect yourself for a while. Good luck, and enjoy the extra riding time on the long loop home.  ;D

TiAvenger

a weapon at work is grounds for instant termanation  :-\

short of him having a gun or say a sword, I could easily handle him....

Its the riding that scares me, the scoot simply cannot outrun or evade an attack....  I get the impression if he were to do something that would be the case... he is two small/cowardly to try something face to face.


Yay! I get to get up at 345 am now  :P


NAKID

Quote from: TiAvenger on September 02, 2008, 08:00:53 PM
a weapon at work is grounds for instant termanation  :-\

short of him having a gun or say a sword, I could easily handle him....

Its the riding that scares me, the scoot simply cannot outrun or evade an attack....  I get the impression if he were to do something that would be the case... he is two small/cowardly to try something face to face.


Yay! I get to get up at 345 am now  :P



I would hope that most employers would not consider Mace, pepper spray, stun guns, hell, even a TAZER a weapon...
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krolik

Quote from: NAKID on September 02, 2008, 08:05:41 PM
I would hope that most employers would not consider Mace, pepper spray, stun guns, hell, even a TAZER a weapon...

Carry a screwdriver, that's a tool. ;)
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KnightofNi

from the other thread, as much work as he put into faking doing his work, he's still lazy.


also, at what point does him not returning the truck turn into auto theft?


learn how to ride the scooter offroad. that will help you out. lol


or maybe it's time to turn that thing intoa  50cc flamethrower  ;D
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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducatiz

Quote from: TiAvenger on September 02, 2008, 08:00:53 PM
a weapon at work is grounds for instant termanation  :-\

short of him having a gun or say a sword, I could easily handle him....


every employer has this kind of bs on the books.  it basically protects them in case you come in and shoot up the place.

carry some kind of defense with you and just keep it quiet.  mace is fine.  a pistol is fine if you can conceal it, but mace is probably better.  get the foamy kind with UV dye in it.

seriously.   you are worried about this guy coming after you and you're quoting company regs???

make the beast with two backs that.

"better judged by 12 than carried by 6"

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

TiAvenger

Quote from: ducatizzzz on September 03, 2008, 07:49:03 AM
every employer has this kind of bs on the books.  it basically protects them in case you come in and shoot up the place.

carry some kind of defense with you and just keep it quiet.  mace is fine.  a pistol is fine if you can conceal it, but mace is probably better.  get the foamy kind with UV dye in it.

seriously.   you are worried about this guy coming after you and you're quoting company regs???

make the beast with two backs that.

"better judged by 12 than carried by 6"




Your missing the point..... the only time I really worried about.... is the time a weapon will do me no good... on the scooter to and from work.  :-\

KnightofNi

Quote from: TiAvenger on September 03, 2008, 07:54:45 AM

Your missing the point..... the only time I really worried about.... is the time a weapon will do me no good... on the scooter to and from work.  :-\

carry some runny poo in a bag. if he is coming after you then fling it at his windshield. that should buy you some more time to get away or evade him.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: TiAvenger on September 03, 2008, 07:54:45 AM

Your missing the point..... the only time I really worried about.... is the time a weapon will do me no good... on the scooter to and from work.  :-\

Ya wanna borrow my Jeep? It was made to repel small arms fire. No one will be able to stop you  [evil]


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ducatiz

Quote from: TiAvenger on September 03, 2008, 07:54:45 AM

Your missing the point..... the only time I really worried about.... is the time a weapon will do me no good... on the scooter to and from work.  :-\

whoops!

shit, then get some big-ass mirrors and swivel that head a lot.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

the_Journeyman

Carry a couple boxes of nails.  If he gets after you fling a few in the road!

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Rameses

The one time I had to fire a guy b/c he was stealing to support a substance addiction...

...I did it with a pistol in my hand.  (It was out of the guy's line of sight.)

It's not possible to be too careful when dealing with an addict in situations like these.  You never know what they're capable of.

Watch your back bud.


hankthe8th

Quote from: Rameses on September 03, 2008, 10:01:20 AM
The one time I had to fire a guy b/c he was stealing to support a substance addiction...

...I did it with a pistol in my hand.  (It was out of the guy's line of sight.)


You sir, are my hero.