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September 03, 2008, 07:07:34 AM Last Edit: September 03, 2008, 07:09:29 AM by derby
unbelievable:

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eyeboy

#1
September 03, 2008, 07:11:36 AM
'...ortega's taco sauce, it makes my taco POP'!!
[laugh]

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wbeck257

#2
September 03, 2008, 07:12:56 AM
I'd eat her taco.
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Slag

#3
September 03, 2008, 07:20:47 AM
That is great!

krolik

#5
September 03, 2008, 07:46:40 AM
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Grampa

#6
September 03, 2008, 07:56:15 AM
I googled shawn johnson's taco....this happened




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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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spolic

#7
September 03, 2008, 07:58:50 AM
Why is her voice deeper than the two guys?
He man, where are all the ads?

Sinister

#8
September 03, 2008, 08:02:15 AM
Quote from: derby on September 03, 2008, 07:07:34 AM
unbelievable:



Man, if anyone ever had a chipmunk fetish, that chick would send you reeling...not that I've ever known anyone who did... [evil]
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NAKID

#9
September 03, 2008, 08:15:52 AM
Quote from: spolic on September 03, 2008, 07:58:50 AM
Why is her voice deeper than the two guys?

Cause the two guys are fags!
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DucFanatic

#10
September 03, 2008, 08:22:12 AM
don't they know better than to give them speaking roles?!

zarn02

#11
September 03, 2008, 08:24:14 AM
nice. [laugh]
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NAKID

#12
September 03, 2008, 08:26:24 AM
At least she's legal in a few states, she's a cutie...
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2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

A.duc.H.duc.

#13
September 03, 2008, 10:32:10 AM
this is just wrong
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Kopfjäger

#14
September 03, 2008, 10:57:21 AM
Is there lettuce on her taco?
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