Friday Funnies??

[dragonworld.]

The 'Perfect Password'

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,

and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. 

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and

figured he would try for the shock effect to bring

this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed:
P...E...N...I...S

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**** PASSWORD REJECTED.

NOT LONG ENOUGH

[Jukie]

hey i do like how the pc thinks like a women

[dragonworld.]

Like rejecting "P.E.N.I.S." ? 

[Jukie]

hhmmm not all women think that way

[dragonworld.]

hhmmm not all women think that way

Ummm, just marry 'em that'll do it?? 

[Jukie]

no no no not true, can never get enough of a good thing 

[dragonworld.]

A prostitute, who was also a Cricket fan, had a tattoo of Brett Lee and Shane Warne on the inside of her thighs.

She says to one of her regular customers, "If you can guess who they are, you get a free shag".

He looks to the left and then to the right and says "I dunno who those ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Andrew Symonds!"

 

 

 

 A prostitute, who was also a Cricket fan, had a tattoo of Brett Lee and Shane Warne on the inside of her thighs.

She says to one of her regular customers, "If you can guess who they are, you get a free shag".

He looks to the left and then to the right and says "I dunno who those ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Andrew Symonds!"

 

 

 
A prostitute, who was also a Cricket fan, had a tattoo of Brett Lee and Shane Warne on the inside of her thighs.

She says to one of her regular customers, "If you can guess who they are, you get a free shag".

He looks to the left and then to the right and says "I dunno who those ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Andrew Symonds!"

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

[brimo]

Who is your real friend?

 






This really works...!
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

 

 
 

 
Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?
 

 

[sydmonster]

Gang, I don't really contribute mutch to this thread, but THANK YOU ALL! I need that laugh every now and then. - Chris

[Jukie]

i know Chris you love this thread, we will keep it going just for you 

[dragonworld.]

ABSALOOTELLY!!! 

[dragonworld.]

This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
 
 You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!  It is from an orthopaedic surgeon............ This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't.  It is pre-programmed in your brain!
 
 1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
 
 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
 
 I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so

[Jukie]

well there you go, tried it and yes cant do it

[dragonworld.]

well there you go, tried it and yes cant do it

Try swinging yer things in a clockwise direction and see if they do the same as your foot??     

I've actually seen them contrarotate, and it was easy to see with those little tassles swinging also! 

[Jukie]

so you want me to try it ,and make a video clip and put it up on the forum.Dragon you are just a rudie boy