IZ is an internet celebrity

Started by Rameses, September 08, 2008, 12:24:57 AM

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A.duc.H.duc.

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on September 08, 2008, 11:41:06 AM
because that is a threat.  [roll]

;D

Carefull he might post unrecognizable pictures of us on the internet.
"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator."

zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Randimus Maximus

guess I get to be part of his "entourage" some day  [thumbsup]

herm

did iz ever chime in, or has the celebrity gone to his head?


edit: or iz he hiding from the hurricanes...?
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Randimus Maximus

IZ may have become one of them "Reclusive Celebrities" we always hear about  [laugh]

Buckethead

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

herm

Quote from: Obsessed? on September 12, 2008, 07:18:37 PM
The next Hunter IZ Thompson?

[clap]

"fear and loathing in (insert locality of the month here)"
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

herm

how about

"where the bull mastiffs roam"
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

hbliam

IZ is going to show up on some infomercial some day. It will be for some random piece of exercise equipment.

"Before I invented the Ab-mastiff, my life was a mess. It just seemed like everything was out of focus. I wasn't happy with my living situation no matter how many times I tried to change it. I felt like my life was spiraling out of control. It was like walking out to go to work every morning and finding a nail in your tire and your post count at zero. The low point was when I did some nude modeling with an OEM muffler, those pictures still haunt me.

The Ab-mastiff changed all that. I've finally settled in and signed a 6 month lease, I can focus on the the project at hand, and I have gained enough strength to move up to an 800 CC motorbike. This product changes lives!"

Randimus Maximus

Quote from: hbliam on September 13, 2008, 10:36:17 AM
IZ is going to show up on some infomercial some day. It will be for some random piece of exercise equipment.

"Before I invented the Ab-mastiff, my life was a mess. It just seemed like everything was out of focus. I wasn't happy with my living situation no matter how many times I tried to change it. I felt like my life was spiraling out of control. It was like walking out to go to work every morning and finding a nail in your tire and your post count at zero. The low point was when I did some nude modeling with an OEM muffler, those pictures still haunt me.

The Ab-mastiff changed all that. I've finally settled in and signed a 6 month lease, I can focus on the the project at hand, and I have gained enough strength to move up to an 800 CC motorbike. This product changes lives!"

[clap] [clap] [clap]


eltristo

"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

teddy037.2

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

IZ

#29
So..you all think I'm a joke, huh?  

YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?!  >:(

I sleep well knowing that I have the upper hand on ALL of you!



Azz pennies and stink palms for everyone!  [cheeky]
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.