TP is f'n nuts

Started by Grampa, September 09, 2008, 09:05:40 PM

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Kopfjäger

Yeah, that was from last year. Alot of trust in the pro skydivers.  [thumbsup]
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Grampa

Quote from: kopfjager on September 09, 2008, 09:10:22 PM
Yeah, that was from last year. Alot of trust in the pro skydivers.  [thumbsup]

I heard about it last night. Crazy bastard.  ;D
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

red baron

Coupla shots of liquid crack and good to go. :o
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Grampa

I drink like two Monsters a day... and not  once was there an urge to jump out of the car while driving down the freeway [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Speeddog

That's *beyond* nuts.  :o

I can't think of a word to describe it... I don't think there is a word.
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Scottish

make the beast with two backs that...

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darylbowden

Quote from: bobspapa on September 09, 2008, 09:16:07 PM
I drink like two Monsters a day... and not  once was there an urge to jump out of the car while driving down the freeway [laugh]

It's the 3rd one that does it tho, you're getting close.

Drunken Monkey

Quote from: Speeddog on September 09, 2008, 09:19:22 PM
I can't think of a word to describe it... I don't think there is a word.

Quote from: WannaDucBad on September 09, 2008, 09:27:02 PM
make the beast with two backs that...

No.

make the beast with two backsdat.
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There`s one born everyday ;D
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Monsterlover

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Statler

guy A shouting:  Hey joe...attach the harness now.

<Guy B just hovers nearby>

guy A shouting louder:  Joe..now...now...attach the make the beast with two backsin harness!

Guy B:   remember Jill in Middle School?   You stole her you basatard.  You stole my only love.  twenty years I waited for this moment.  <pulls own chord>


guy A:  splat.
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Fresh Pants

Wow.

That one dude was the only guy to ride Travis Pastrana to earth.


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