The Ban Yourself Thread

Started by Manny, May 08, 2008, 07:10:34 PM

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Manny

I'll kick this one off.

i'm soon to be drunkled, typing left-handed (as my right is still in a cast), and been grumpy all day (which doesn't look to be changing soon).

so buhbye for the night.  dr::

Rev. Millertime

I should be banned for going over to TOB and reading posts.

Not like I can do much else, I'm banned for 10 days as millertime and pulled a lifetime ban as millerhighlife.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

ducpainter

I'm banning myself until tomorrow for violating Section 2.1 of the guidelines
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Grampa

#3
hgvb mm, uhm,h bg555 vgkhgv...... burp


  [drink] [drink]


Zwei, drei, vier
One, two, three
Its easy to see
But its not that I don't care so
'Cause I hear it all the time
But they never let you know
On the TV and the radio
She was young her heart was pure
But every night is bright she got
She said sugar is sweet
She come rappin' to the beat
Then I knew that she was hot

She was singin'
Don't turn around, uh-oh
Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh
You're in his eye
And you'll know why
The more you live
The faster you will die

Alles klar, Herr Kommissar

[Instrumental Interlude]

She said, babe, you know
I miss Jill and Joe
And all my funky friends
But my street understanding
Was just enough to know what she really meant
And I got to thinking while she was talking
That I know she told the story
Of those special places that she goes
When she rides with the others in the subway singin'

Don't turn around, uh-oh
Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh
And if he talks to you
And you don't know why
You say your life
Is gonna make you die

Alles klar, Herr Kommissar

Well, we meet Jill and Joe
And brother Herr
And the whole cool gang and, oh
They're rappin' here they're rappin' there
But she's climbin' on the wall
It's a clear case, Herr Kommissar
'Cause all the children know
They're all slidin' down into the valley
They're all slipping on the same snow

Hear the children
Don't turn around, uh-oh
Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh
He's got the power
And you're so weak
And you're frustration
Will not let you speak
La, la, la, la, la, la

Don't turn around, uh-oh
Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh
And if he talks to you
Then you'll know why
The more you live
The faster you will die

Don't turn around, uh-oh
Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh
Don't turn around, uh-oh
Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh
Don't turn around, uh oh
Der Kommissar's in town, uh oh
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Kopfjager

I'm banning myself from NMC because there is nothing I could say that would be any good.  :-X
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

NAKID

I'm banning myself for thinking that America could make the right choice.
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

He Man

I'm going to ban you because you thought that America was smart enough to do that.

I'm going to ban myself because i thought the same.

Big Troubled Bear

As a total outsider you people did it to yourselves ;D ;D ;D ;D



[bang] [bang] [bang]
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Drunken Monkey

I'm banning myself because my first reaction was to go "SUCK IT! YOU LOST! EAT ME!" and then two nice men appeared on TV and appealed to my better nature.
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

MendoDave

Quote from: ducpainter on November 04, 2008, 07:49:54 PM
I'm banning myself until tomorrow for violating Section 2.1 of the guidelines

I'm banning myself because I don't know what e-sniping is. is it the same as trolling?  [laugh]

Duck-Stew

I'm banning myself for reasons that will be kept private between me and the management here.
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

TiAvenger

Quote from: Duck-Stew on November 05, 2008, 04:33:40 PM
I'm banning myself for reasons that will be kept private between me and the management here.

forgot the reacharound again?
   [laugh]