Trouble I am calling you out!

[Popeye the Sailor]

Well? When you coming up and are you bringing the bacon?

From the "I hate bacon" thread.

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=10023.0

Pfffft! I could eat five pounds of bacon and not throw up!

I'll pay for the bacon if I can watch you try and eat it.

I am accepting wagers.

[Scottish]

Is the 5lb weight gross or net... i.e. before or after cooking. Cause I'm thinking it would be so hard if it was precooked weight

[Popeye the Sailor]

I figure Rameses started with four pounds uncooked, and then punked out, so I'd imagine the offer was for five pounds uncooked as well.

[red baron]

Where and when?


Who's cooking it?


What kind of bacon? No designer shit. I'm thinking COSTCO. No sense in wasting good bacon.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Where and when?


Who's cooking it?


What kind of bacon? No designer shit. I'm thinking COSTCO. No sense in wasting good bacon.

Name yer terms, painter.

We'll have a third party on hand. Probably one who enjoys my suffering.

Oscar Mayer.

[red baron]

Maybe we'll pull MrFry in.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Maybe we'll pull MrFry in.

Sounds good. Fitting to.


"Fry my bacon, Fry!"

[Rameses]

Believe you me, it's not as easy as you think it is.

[red baron]

Believe you me, it's not as easy as you think it is.

Quiet you.

[Rameses]

Quiet you.

There's no way that's going to dissuade him from trying anyway.   

[red baron]

Make sure there's a bottle of Lipitor nearby.

[somegirl]

There's no way that's going to dissuade him from trying anyway.   

+1

[somegirl]

Make sure there's a bottle of Lipitor nearby.

Make sure there's a big bowl handy.  Better yet, have him eat it outside.

[red baron]

Better yet, have him eat it outside.

That was already in my mind.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Believe you me, it's not as easy as you think it is.

Feh-you violated that bacon and burnt it until it was black as night. No wonder it made you ill.