Trouble I am calling you out!

Started by Popeye the Sailor, September 15, 2008, 08:20:31 PM

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KnightofNi

make sure there is a videographer present.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: 13 on December 30, 2008, 11:43:23 AM
Well, well... Here we are almost 2009 and still nothing.


Youre telling me you havent had a chance to eat a measly 5lbs (pre-cooked weight) of bacon since September.


I guess they were right someguy mr Incredible if thats your real name, couldnt do it.
[coffee]

Steve has not been up here since, nor have I been down there. Part of the bet states he'll pay for the bacon, but only if he gets to watch me eat it. So while I've had plenty of days where i was just hanging out and snacking on 4.9 pounds of bacon, I have specifically awaited doing the fifth pound (I've never said no to a fifth before) until time allows for Steve to come on up. This is currently scheduled for February.


Photos will be taken. Egos will be crushed, and my reign as bacon champion of the DMF will continue on.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

eltristo

"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

red baron

"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

mitt

Quote from: KnightofNi on December 30, 2008, 11:59:42 AM
make sure there is a videographer present.

Plus living will and DNR orders written out and up to date  [thumbsup]

mitt

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: mitt on December 30, 2008, 12:44:49 PM
Plus living will and DNR orders written out and up to date  [thumbsup]

mitt

I can see the living will dealie but the DNR? That's just harsh man.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

somegirl

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Oldfisti

Anyone on the east coast who wants to do this I'm game! Located in upstate NY.

For the record most packaged bacon is 12oz now not 16. That's just shy of 7 pkgs. to keep it honest.

Also, what is the timeframe for consumption?
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

red baron

Quote from: alfisti on December 30, 2008, 12:56:02 PM
Anyone on the east coast who wants to do this I'm game! Located in upstate NY.

For the record most packaged bacon is 12oz now not 16. That's just shy of 7 pkgs. to keep it honest.

Also, what is the timeframe for consumption?

15 minutes should be enough time.
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Oldfisti

Quote from: trouble on December 30, 2008, 12:58:17 PM
15 minutes should be enough time.


Less than what I had hoped for but I'm still in.  [thumbsup]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

red baron

"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

KnightofNi

Quote from: alfisti on December 30, 2008, 12:56:02 PM
Anyone on the east coast who wants to do this I'm game! Located in upstate NY.

For the record most packaged bacon is 12oz now not 16. That's just shy of 7 pkgs. to keep it honest.

Also, what is the timeframe for consumption?

if it's a contest then make the 7th package just in case there is a tie breaker. ;D
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Oldfisti

Quote from: MrIncredible on December 30, 2008, 01:14:05 PM
Half an hour! I must savor it.


That's a perfect amount of time. 15 min would =  [puke] for me. Plus we can savor the flavor like you mentioned.  [thumbsup]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Howie

Quote from: MrIncredible on December 30, 2008, 01:14:05 PM
Half an hour! I must savor it.

Absolute minimum.  It is a sin to gobble down bacon without enjoying it

Food of the gods   [bow_down]   [bacon]