Favorite Quotes

[krolik]

"Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world."

Kaiser Wilhelm

[Rev. Millertime]

 Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Not sure who said it, but makes me laugh.

[herm]

i have several.
here's one...

"two roads diverged in a yellow wood...........and i, i took the one less followed, and that has made all the difference." -RWE

[JohnnyDucati]

Conan, what is the purpose to life?

"To krush your enemees, to see them flee before you, and to hear the lamentation of their weemen"

[duc_fan]

"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored"
--Aldous Huxley

[duc996]

All we ask is to be left alone...

By: i dont make the beast with two backsing remember...

[COWBOY]

"If you don't compete I'll dominate you."

Michael Jordan


"what's the key to good communication?" "Brevity"

Can't remember

[SacDuc]

I was a Literature major with a Philosophy minor in college. I have continued to read on these two topics for the past ten years since leaving university. I have developed a layman's interest in physics and the workings of the human mind. With a bit of thought I could quote for you dozens of profundities from the likes of Pope, Locke, Shelley, Hume, Kabir, Ramachandran and on and on. But the one phrase I will never forget, the one phrase that affected me most as a man, the one phrase that changed my inner self, the way I feel towards myself and the way I project that feeling towards others was when that girl looked at me straight in the eye and breathlessly said, "God I love your cock!"

 

sac

[MrFryMoto]

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

[ScottRNelson]

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush

[Jaman]

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

[Jaman]

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

[Jaman]

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

HST

[eltristo]

"Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice"
    - unk

"Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them"
    - Robertson Davies

"Underneath this flabby exterior lies an enormous lack of character"
    - I don't remember

"The waiting games stinks.  Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!"
    - Homer Simpson

[Rameses]

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush

Sorry, gotta bust you on that one.  It's usually attributed to Dan Quayle but was actually from an issue of MAD Magazine.