Cops vs. Firemen

Started by Monsterlover, September 22, 2008, 07:44:12 PM

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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

jdubbs32584

*calls Mother and tells him to get to a computer and watch this shit*



[laugh] [clap]

Got Duc

That was some funy a$$ Shiite!

[clap]
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Monsterlover

Thank you, thank you.  Next show is at 6
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Rev. Millertime

Hahaha.

Emailed to the local Fire Dept!
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PizzaMonster

Awesome!  Chuckled through the whole thing.

THANKS!!     [thumbsup]
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TiNi


cbartlett419

 [laugh] [clap]better than coffee...

lauramonster

that was freakin" hilarious!!

LMAO [laugh]

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TiNi


Buckethead

You know what cops and 5 year old boys have in common?

They both want to be firemen when they grow up.
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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

herm

Quote from: Obsessed? on September 23, 2008, 05:29:50 PM
You know what cops and 5 year old boys have in common?

They both want to be firemen when they grow up.

sorry son, you cant do both [thumbsup]
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TiNi

Quote from: herm on September 23, 2008, 06:51:55 PM
sorry son, you cant do both [thumbsup]

the ultimate fireman has entered the thread  ;D [clap]