DMF. . .I need your help.

Started by Monsterlover, September 24, 2008, 03:44:54 PM

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Monsterlover

I am calling on all the DMF'ers to help me come up with a way to get rid of a #10 can of Bush's Baked Beans.

It's past the expiration date.

I'm not going to eat them.

I need ideas [evil]

I need the greatest, most spectacular ideas you all can come up with.

Right now my best one is to carry it out on the train tressle and drop it 100' to the concrete pad below. 

And film it ;D

I could also just lay it on the tracks.

And film it ;D

Sharpen your pencils and let's her your worst/best ideas  [beer]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Ddan

Put it on some heat source until it blows up.
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Grampa

economy bail out food drive

Can #1
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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jdubbs32584

Quote from: Dan on September 24, 2008, 03:48:35 PM
Put it on some heat source until it blows up.

+11ty billion. 'splodin beans!!!

eichh

Put them all in a ziplock bag and fire it with a 3 man sling shot. Whatever it hits its bound to be funny.

Pakhan

Hide it in your coat open.  Find a large crowd, dump it near them, don't let them see the can, make hacking noises, take out a spoon and eat it off the ground.  See how many people in the crowd hold up
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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

rgramjet

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

DesmoDiva

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DesmoDiva

'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

rgramjet

Hm, a Hot Potato concept.....if you dont resend it to another DMFer on the day you receive it, you have to eat the entire can by yourself....I live at 13 Yemen Drive, Yemen
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

cbartlett419

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IZ

Quote from: Monsterlover on September 24, 2008, 03:44:54 PM
Sharpen your pencils and let's her your worst/best ideas  [beer]

Who are you..Nelly?!   [cheeky]



Dude..you must be really bored?! 
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**