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Started by Monsterlover, September 24, 2008, 03:44:54 PM

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Monsterlover

#15
September 24, 2008, 05:33:04 PM
Ohhhhhhhhh!!

I just had a killer idea..

I could throw it into the fire at DIMBY2.0 [evil]

That seems fitting.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#16
September 24, 2008, 05:35:38 PM
Ohhhhhhhhh!!

I just had a killer idea..

I could throw it into the fire at DIMBY2.0 [evil]

That seems fitting.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Rev. Millertime

#17
September 24, 2008, 05:39:35 PM
Gotta vote for the Beans in the fire.

Used to do that every time we went camping.  Woke up one morning and noticed a bunch of funny holes in my tent, and beans every where inside.  The green beans from the night before had rained down and melted thru the tent.
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herm

#18
September 24, 2008, 05:49:13 PM
i second the DIMBY 2.0

however, i suggest that you remove the label, and obtain campaign stickers for the two presidential candidates. but dont put them on yet.

next summer, you can either put the winner or losers sticker on, depending on how you feel about the president at that time.
actually, you might consider leaving the bush label on. seems fitting
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DesmoDiva

#19
September 24, 2008, 05:52:03 PM

[thumbsup]

+2 for DIMBY.

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ducpainter

#20
September 24, 2008, 06:04:33 PM
I sleep in the house...

I doubt the beans will burn through the roof.

Go for it.                  [thumbsup]                              [evil]
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Monsterlover

#21
September 24, 2008, 06:06:36 PM
Now that's what Willis was talkin' about!!!!!!!!  [evil]  [evil]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Scooter Montgomery

#22
September 24, 2008, 07:54:23 PM
With the holidays fast approaching it could make a great Yankee Swap gift.

Pour them in your best friends shoes and video tape the action.
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Monsterlover

#23
September 24, 2008, 07:55:33 PM
Man, that's mean.



I like it [evil]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

He Man

#24
September 24, 2008, 08:24:00 PM
I got a good one. Pay me $$ and film me eating it.



Sorry to burst your bubble, but ive had 1 year past expiration can of Bush beans. i ate it with 4 hotdogs and pooped it out later that day.

nothing happened.


i did fart more than usual though, probably close to 100x that day.

Rameses

#25
September 24, 2008, 09:14:26 PM
Quote from: He Man on September 24, 2008, 08:24:00 PM

i did fart more than usual though, probably close to 100x that day.


That's more than usual?   ???

eltristo

#26
September 24, 2008, 11:39:46 PM
Quote from: He Man on September 24, 2008, 08:24:00 PM
I got a good one. Pay me $$ and film me eating it.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but ive had 1 year past expiration can of Bush beans. i ate it with 4 hotdogs and pooped it out later that day.

nothing happened.

i did fart more than usual though, probably close to 100x that day.

You do know how big a #10 can is, right? 
Here's an idea of the size
If so, and you are still up to it, I say let him try!
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TiNi

#27
September 25, 2008, 03:44:52 AM
not to be a party pooper but...  ;D

i vote for NoT blowing up the can at DIMBY08

it will attract varmints and the much feared fisher cat  :-\

the mystery PIF is hilarious  [laugh]

Big Troubled Bear

#28
September 25, 2008, 04:08:59 AM
Feed it to the neighbor`s dog :o
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TiNi

#29
September 25, 2008, 04:11:18 AM
Quote from: big bear on September 25, 2008, 04:08:59 AM
Feed it to the neighbor`s dog :o

that plan will definitely backfire when neighbors dog poops in his yard  :-\
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