DMF. . .I need your help.

[Mother]

i know you're weaknesses dear. 

oh i can be led

but

this mule's too old to be dragged around

[jdubbs32584]

oh i can be led

but

this mule's too old to be dragged around

ruinin my fun 

[herm]

Ok so as I understand

I have bean invited to watch Nitewaif and Jbubble wrestle in some kind of food

is that what is going on?

I fully endorse this event

no, you misunderstand.
you are expected to ride your bike across country
arrive in time for dinner + cocktails
and you are one of the wrestlers

[Mother]

no, you misunderstand.
you are expected to ride your bike across country
arrive in time for dinner + cocktails
and you are one of the wrestlers

no one wants to see that

[jdubbs32584]

no, you misunderstand.
you are expected to ride your bike across country
arrive in time for dinner + cocktails
and you are one of the wrestlers

Herm got it!!!


Will you help me push him in the kiddie pool full of beans?  

[ducpainter]

Herm got it!!!


Will you help me push him in the kiddie pool full of beans?  

I will.

[jdubbs32584]

I will.

You're awesome. 

[ducpainter]

You're awesome. 

...and I'll throw you in right after...

but...

I don't think you'd mind.   

[jdubbs32584]

...and I'll throw you in right after...

but...

I don't think you'd mind.   

[KnightofNi]

i thought it was tini, j-bub, and msinc vs mom...

[jdubbs32584]

i thought it was tini, j-bub, and msinc vs mom...

We might (might!) have a chance at winning if its all three of us against him.

But we gotta have rules cause he bites. 

[herm]

yup

[somegirl]

We might (might!) have a chance at winning if its all three of us against him.

But we gotta have rules cause he bites. 

don't worry, I have a lot of martial arts training and can fight dirty when necessary

[Nitewaif]

We might (might!) have a chance at winning if its all three of us against him.

But we gotta have rules cause he bites. 

Make it four against one.  I'll help push Mom in the bean-pool.  I can bring restraints if I need to...

[Popeye the Sailor]

Make it four against one.  I'll help push Mom in the bean-pool.  I can bring restraints if I need to...

Wait...restraints? Four women?


Mother, as a fireman and a protector of all that is good in the world, is too valuable to risk in this sort of shenanigan. I feel it is my duty to state that he should be refused entry to this event, and that it would only be right if I were to stand in for him.