if you have a bmw 335i

Started by That Nice Guy Beck!, September 25, 2008, 09:35:28 PM

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That Nice Guy Beck!

don't disconnect the battery and then close the trunk. that is all.

Rev. Millertime

No emergency release cable.

Is the battery in the trunk on a 335i?

The new thunderbirds possibly have the same problem, except for a emergency trunk open behind the drivers seat.

I should think if ford would think of a back-up plan, bmw would.
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Quote from: Rev. Millertime on September 25, 2008, 09:50:48 PM
I should think if ford would think of a back-up plan, bmw would.

One would think...   [roll]
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Quote from: Rameses on September 25, 2008, 10:42:09 PM
If all else fails, use a claw hammer.


Sometimes a fire extinguisher works better.
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Quote from: someguy on September 25, 2008, 10:46:49 PM

Sometimes a fire extinguisher works better.



Are you suggesting he sets the car on fire?

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: Rameses on September 25, 2008, 10:52:44 PM


Are you suggesting he sets the car on fire?


It never hurts.


A few more fires under your belt and you'll catch up to me. Kinda scary, no?
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A co-worker was stupid and locked both his keys in the trunk of his Z4. Dealer had to order the keys from Germany after he had to go to the DMV and get a temp license (wallet in the trunk) and new registration papers. Then they wouldn't spot him the $80 for the new keys after they already had possession of his car and they knew his wallet was in the trunk. He had even bought the car from them and they still made him jump through all these hoops.

Lucky for him he just bought a 1098 so he's switching to that as his primary for now and selling the Z4.
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Quote from: someguy on September 25, 2008, 10:56:00 PM

It never hurts.


A few more fires under your belt and you'll catch up to me. Kinda scary, no?


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Quote from: erkishhorde on September 25, 2008, 11:20:10 PM
A co-worker was stupid and locked both his keys in the trunk of his Z4. Dealer had to order the keys from Germany after he had to go to the DMV and get a temp license (wallet in the trunk) and new registration papers. Then they wouldn't spot him the $80 for the new keys after they already had possession of his car and they knew his wallet was in the trunk. He had even bought the car from them and they still made him jump through all these hoops.

Lucky for him he just bought a 1098 so he's switching to that as his primary for now and selling the Z4.


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That Nice Guy Beck!

I took my car in for its first oil change and BMW found the car was chipped so they re flashed the ECU and made it stock again (50 hp loss)
so I had to disconnect the neg terminal for one hour so the ECU could re adapt to the chip, I closed the trunk. A swifter duster helped me get it open, dont ask.

red baron

Quote from: That Nice Guy Beck! on September 26, 2008, 04:31:42 PM
I took my car in for its first oil change and BMW found the car was chipped so they re flashed the ECU and made it stock again (50 hp loss)
so I had to disconnect the neg terminal for one hour so the ECU could re adapt to the chip, I closed the trunk. A swifter duster helped me get it open, dont ask.

Why the make the beast with two backs would the dealer alter the car without permission from the owner?
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Quote from: trouble on September 26, 2008, 05:05:10 PM
Why the make the beast with two backs would the dealer alter the car without permission from the owner?

I agree. Why would they do that?
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That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

That Nice Guy Beck!

Quote from: trouble on September 26, 2008, 05:05:10 PM
Why the make the beast with two backs would the dealer alter the car without permission from the owner?

not on purpose the key is bluetooth they plug the key into some thingamajig and it automatically uploads software updates which resets the cars ecu...

Porsche Monkey

I disagree. They would have seen that the car was chipped when they plugged into it and should have left it alone. The service interval light is controlled by a different computer than the engine computer which is what you chipped, so there should be no reason they had to change anything. Sorry, my $.02
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