Motivational Posters

Started by Charlief, September 28, 2008, 02:12:19 PM

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Monstermash

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Quote from: Speeddog on October 09, 2008, 02:09:51 PM
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Monstermash and Alfisti, those were over the line.

Keep 'em Safe For Work, OK?

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Alrighty then. I guess I misunderstood the forum guidlines. I was under the impression that all was good so long as it didn't contain nudity.  ???

So here are the "work safe" left over ones from yesterdays post.











I've been wallowing in my own chaotic and insecure delusions.



"Though I disagree with everything you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it."


Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Qfactor

Quote from: Monstermash on October 10, 2008, 08:52:40 AM
Alrighty then. I guess I misunderstood the forum guidlines. I was under the impression that all was good so long as it didn't contain nudity.  ???

So here are the "work safe" left over ones from yesterdays post.


The moderators are becoming softies, back in the days ducpainter would've suspended me for less that that!

Q
"If your mom's got a schlong, run away, she's not your mom...."

ducpainter

I find some of that stuff racist...

and others in just plain poor taste

do we need a specific rule about common make the beast with two backsing sense?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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Monstermash

Quote from: ducpainter on October 10, 2008, 03:45:08 PM
I find some of that stuff racist...

and others in just plain poor taste

do we need a specific rule about common make the beast with two backsing sense?


Yeah your right.  :-[  After further consideration I removed the one's that could be considered racist.

On the bright side, I didn't make them myself. Someone emailed them to me.
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic and insecure delusions.



"Though I disagree with everything you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it."

rgramjet

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Charlief


sert duc

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NuTTs

Quote from: El Matador on October 08, 2008, 10:30:07 PM


HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA... you just me laugh so hard tea came out of my nose!!!!  [laugh] [laugh]



(As I was drinking a cup of tea at the time)


Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

triangleforge

Kinda surprised these haven't shown up yet:









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