Then you shouldn't adjust anything while you ride.
Some of us can ride for miles without ever seeing a car.
Crazy as it sounds, some of us can actually walk and chew gum at the same time as well.
Conventions on the left side, top mount is cooler. but i wouldnt plan on having to fiddle around with it.
FWIW, I adjust my steering damper two or three times every time I ride. The setting I use for 80 mph on the freeway will nearly lock the steering head solid riding around town. It really sucks when you FORGET to adjust it after you've pulled off the freeway. DAMHIK...