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MrFryMoto
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« on: October 13, 2008, 11:31:25 AM »

Stolen from MotoGPFan's post....
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MrFry's News Ticker:
*shifty eyes* someone's been reporting bad news-->Fry-Cycles to offer baked, broiled & deep fried options as well .....My Little Pony still in style.....House NOT destroyed in motorcycle gang's takeover!.....DMF: where the cool kids hang out........
rgramjet
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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2008, 11:33:46 AM »

"Anybody have a Cyanide capsule handy?"
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. Kiss

 in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2008, 11:47:21 AM »

"Did anyone see me" (looks to the left, then the right)
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2008, 11:49:27 AM »

Will you take a check?
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Oldfisti
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2008, 11:50:21 AM »

"Alright, nobody move! I think my contact lens is down here somewhere..."
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2008, 11:53:34 AM »

"I wonder if this is how Custer felt?"
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Buckethead
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2008, 11:56:19 AM »

I don't understand it. I've put like a full 1000 miles on my 620 and this thing doesn't have that much more power...
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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2008, 12:00:22 PM »

Damn it Rossi cut me off again with his pit scooter!
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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2008, 12:01:20 PM »

"mommy"
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2008, 12:01:28 PM »

Damn it Rossi cut me off again with his pit scooter!

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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2008, 12:01:39 PM »

Oh crap my rain pants keep water in as well!
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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2008, 12:02:53 PM »

Broken bones can heal, but I will be really bummed if my tank is scratched.
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Gravel rashed froo froo white is the fastest color


« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2008, 12:03:06 PM »

But all those DMF folk said it'd be a fine beginners bike if I was carefull with the throttle.  The ones with more than 50 posts are veterans right?
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It's still buy a flounder a drink month
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Same ole DesmoDevil, in a more gentle package


« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2008, 12:28:20 PM »

"motogp race replica bike:  $70,000
private track membership $50,000
Thinking money buys skill....  priceless

Visa...

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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2008, 12:28:38 PM »

"that was NOT as fun as my slip-and-slide"  Sad
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