happy meal for a happy price bro

Started by Grampa, October 13, 2008, 06:11:23 PM

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Monsterlover

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Kopfjäger

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Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

KnightofNi

Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Mother

Quote from: KnightofNi on October 14, 2008, 08:57:50 AM
i love dumb criminal stories!

unfortunately that isn't one

that is a dumb human story

some dewd tries to give a chick some free weed in exchange for some free food and she turns him in to the police

sounds to me like a story of someone who needs to hit the bubbler a little more often

jdubbs32584

Quote from: Mother on October 14, 2008, 10:40:18 AM
unfortunately that isn't one

that is a dumb human story

some dewd tries to give a chick some free weed in exchange for some free food and she turns him in to the police

sounds to me like a story of someone who needs to hit the bubbler a little more often

if he's high enough to be offering her weed instead of money, then he does not need to be driving. good for her for turning him in.

Mother

Quote from: JBubble on October 14, 2008, 10:45:13 AM
if he's high enough to be offering her weed instead of money, then he does not need to be driving. good for her for turning him in.


true

he might get in a horrible 7mph accident

Mother

that is the problem with tweeds

you think

I smoke it

I'm happy

I want to make everyone happy

...i know

everyone should smoke it

here let me share

jdubbs32584

#9
Quote from: Mother on October 14, 2008, 10:49:47 AM

true

he might get in a horrible 7mph accident

[roll]

right. he's no danger to anyone while operating a car under the influence.


Mother

Quote from: JBubble on October 14, 2008, 10:53:23 AM
[roll]

right. he's no danger to anyone.

unfortunately

usually not

I've never seen a high mechanism...or even a low mechanism accident caused by some one being stoned

obviously alcohol yes, tweeds no

it's ironical


jdubbs32584

Quote from: Mother on October 14, 2008, 10:56:24 AM
unfortunately

usually not

I've never seen a high mechanism...or even a low mechanism accident caused by some one being stoned

obviously alcohol yes, tweeds no

it's ironical



its stupid. he's under the influence. he should not be driving. his reactions aren't what they should be.

just because you haven't seen an accident caused by being high on weed doesn't make it ok.

Mother

Quote from: JBubble on October 14, 2008, 10:58:22 AM
its stupid. he's under the influence. he should not be driving. his reactions aren't what they should be.

just because you haven't seen an accident caused by being high on weed doesn't make it ok.

i wasn't attributing right and wrong to the situation

no moral judgement here

and I'm not saying that a person that is DUI on pot hasn't killed people

but

I haven't seen it

only seen horrible life changing accidents occure using the legal drug

FatguyRacer

Quote from: Mother on October 14, 2008, 10:52:55 AM
that is the problem with tweeds

you think

I smoke it

I'm happy

I want to make everyone happy

...i know

everyone should smoke it

here let me share

that is sooooo true.  [clap]
John Krawczyk
2002 Ducati ST4s (FIM chip, Arrow Carbys, Sargent seat, DP comfort fairing, Ducati Designs headlight, Toby steering dampener)
My Blog - The Chronicles of Fatguy Racer

KnightofNi

Quote from: Mother on October 14, 2008, 10:40:18 AM
unfortunately that isn't one

that is a dumb human story

some dewd tries to give a chick some free weed in exchange for some free food and she turns him in to the police

sounds to me like a story of someone who needs to hit the bubbler a little more often

he had pot, he smoked pot. he smoked pot and drove.

that's at least 2 laws broken. depending on how much he had, one could have been a felony.

dumb criminal. never offer to pay for anything in pot unless you know the person.
if you've been smoking it and think it would work then that shows how far under the influence you are.

we rail on people for talking on the cell phone while driving. driving while drowsy is now treated almost like DUI. (at least in PA)
i have seen people who wrecked because they were baked. not everything can be solved by taking a few hits.


STOP SUPPORTING INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM!  :P
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)