The Official "Dogs of the DMF" Thread

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AJ

Quote from: somegirl on July 13, 2011, 10:52:59 PM
I discovered this morning that dog poop smells even worse after sitting on a heated floor for half an hour. :-X

(MrI is traveling for work so I'm busy being a single mom and just lucked out this morning with timing on everybody waking up.  [bang]  That and Grover woke up with a sprained paw and probably wasn't able to move far enough to come get me before he had to go.)

[thumbsdown]
Good luck with single mom-ing, I hope that's the last of the floor poops, canine or human
:)



Sac - how'd Jasper do last night?

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

Triple J

There is a lot of poo generated between the 3 meatheads below. Unfortunately I get to deal with it all.  [puke] I should probably list poo disposal as one of my hobbies.  :P Talking about it is inevitable.  [laugh]

The furry meatheads:


The newest meathead addition. [yes, he's a friggin' genius...so there! :)]

SacDuc

Quote from: AJ on July 14, 2011, 07:50:10 AM

Sac - how'd Jasper do last night?



No problems. He was very happy to have his big plush bed back. He had to spend two nights on some thin mats while his regular bed was depoopified. All was good. Thanks for asking.

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

AJ

Awesome  [thumbsup]
Hope the depoopifiedness continues!
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

akmnstr

Poop poop poop poop poop

poooooooooooooooooooop









There, I've said it all [popcorn]
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

SacDuc



Oh good. Now we can have the fart conversation.   ;D


sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

Buckethead

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

akmnstr

Quote from: SacDuc on July 14, 2011, 10:54:08 AM

Oh good. Now we can have the fart conversation.   ;D


sac

My Great Dane had the most incredible farts.  She would lay by the fire and let loose, like she was sailor, proud of
her accomplishments.  


Now back to poop!

What to do with all this poop


Well here is an idea
ftp://ftp-fc.sc.egov.usda.gov/AK/Publications/dogwastecomposting2.pdf
Yes, we can be green and compost all that brown stuff.  

A google search will reveal several simpler descriptions of the art of dog poop composting
but I liked this Alaskan one for its scientific level of detail.  
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

elyse

but there is no stinkier fart than a pit bull fart.. they are HORRID...

oh & burps.. that is the official greeting of my flat coat retriever. without fail, everytime i come home, i will sit down & he will come over, open his mouth & burp in my face
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

Howie

Quote from: akmnstr on July 14, 2011, 11:05:18 AM
My Great Dane had the most incredible farts.  She would lay by the fire and let loose, like she was sailor, proud of
her accomplishments.  


Now back to poop!

What to do with all this poop


Well here is an idea

Yes, we can be green and compost all that brown stuff.  

A google search will reveal several simpler descriptions of the art of dog poop composting
but I liked this Alaskan one for its scientific level of detail.  

Is this the same as your link?  Your link didn't work for me.

http://www.ak.nrcs.usda.gov/compost.html

Kopfjager

Kaiser coming off of his second surgery on his back legs. Already want's to come off the leash.


Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

akmnstr

Quote from: howie on July 14, 2011, 07:40:58 PM
Is this the same as your link?  Your link didn't work for me.

http://www.ak.nrcs.usda.gov/compost.html

Yes that is the same document.  I just tried the link that I posted and it failed too.  But yours works, so good.
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

red baron

Our newest adoption lost his left lower canine yesterday. Today was surgery to remove the rest. Pics tomorrow.

Poor little guy I hate taking them in for procedures. At least he seems ok tonight and sure was happy with the treat/supper he got.  [thumbsup]
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

krolik

Here are my two fuzz balls:

Magic:





Cassie:



'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.