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Started by Grampa, October 17, 2008, 08:35:38 AM

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Grampa

October 17, 2008, 08:35:38 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27228081/?GT1=43001


[laugh]

the t-shirts are all x-smalls, and he plans to send them to starving kids in Ethiopia.
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Buckethead

#1
October 17, 2008, 08:40:55 AM
Shoulda sent them the burger. Could have fed like 5 of them for a week.

Ugh... A full cup of mayo? No thanks.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
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zarn02

#2
October 17, 2008, 08:52:25 AM
jesus hell!

i mean... how? :o
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Monsterlover

#3
October 17, 2008, 09:15:40 AM
[laugh]

That burger joint is about an hour or so from me.  Many times I have been tempted, but even I know that's past my limit

[laugh]

Damn!
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Spicoli

#4
October 17, 2008, 11:12:34 AM
That is F'ing amazing... he was 180lb and then 4.5hrs later after one single meal he was 200lb.

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Buckethead

#5
October 17, 2008, 11:16:23 AM
I don't know about you, but I'd have to go fire one off at least once during that ordeal.

Call it 195 by the end.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

TiNi

#6
October 17, 2008, 11:31:11 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on October 17, 2008, 11:16:23 AM
I don't know about you, but I'd have to go fire one off at least once during that ordeal.

Call it 195 by the end.

fire one off  [laugh] [roll] ;D

Scooter Montgomery

#7
October 17, 2008, 12:04:08 PM
Talk about advertising location.

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Speedbag

#8
October 17, 2008, 03:08:05 PM
Quote from: Scooter Montgomery on October 17, 2008, 12:04:08 PM
Talk about advertising location.



Is that a dude?!? Or a chick with some substantial pipes...  [laugh]

I cannot fathom eating a 20-pound burger, or anything for that matter. A pound and a half of steak is a monumental task. 'Fire one off', indeed.
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Speeddog

#9
October 17, 2008, 03:42:31 PM
Somehow, it all makes more sense now.  [laugh]



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TiNi

#10
October 17, 2008, 03:43:51 PM
JOEY!!!!!  [laugh] [clap]

Rufus120

#11
October 17, 2008, 03:48:39 PM
If it took four+ hours to eat it I wonder how many hours it took to get rid of it?  :o
[puke]

superjohn

#12
October 17, 2008, 07:43:39 PM
Quote from: Rufus120 on October 17, 2008, 03:48:39 PM
If it took four+ hours to eat it I wonder how many hours it took to get rid of it?  :o
[puke]

yeah, I can imagine the inevitable end result is a day wasted in assiduous discomfort as the red meat decimates the lower intestine on its way out.

Ouch

River

#13
October 17, 2008, 09:10:42 PM
That is so many kinds of wrong...

[bang]


[bacon]                                           Wait!  Come back!  I must have more!
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

Speeddog

#14
October 17, 2008, 11:27:44 PM
http://www.eptrail.com/news/2008/oct/15/its-time-howl-wolf-awareness-week/

"The most a gray wolf can eat in one sitting is about 22.5 pounds."

Honestly, I still think it's a hoax.
I'd have to see it in person to believe it.
Strike that, I guess it is possible:
http://people.howstuffworks.com/competitive-eating3.htm

Sonya Thomas ate 11 pounds of cheesecake in 9 minutes, and she weighs about 100 lbs.  :o

But I still really don't want to see it.

For you  [bacon] lovers:

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