Who here misunderstood the "spooning" concept?

[Popeye the Sailor]

http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/558820.html/


Spork assault nets man prison

1 YEAR: Victim was stabbed with hybrid fork-spoon utensil.

Anchorage Daily News

A man who stabbed another man with a spork, a combination fork and spoon, earlier this year in what police said was an attempted robbery was sentenced Thursday to a year in prison for felony assault.

Peter Albert, 52, was originally charged with armed robbery for attempting to steal a man's watch at the intersection of 11th Avenue and Turpin Street in February. The watch wouldn't come off, so Albert ran away after stabbing the victim with what was first believed to be a knife.

In a plea agreement, the charge was reduced to felony assault with a deadly weapon, which comes with a year of prison time, according to prosecutor Gustav Olson.

It isn't that a spork is inherently deadly, Olson said. It's the manner in which it was used. Albert has already served most of his time.

Albert, who police said was intoxicated, left a number of Kentucky Fried Chicken products at the scene of the crime.

When police tracked him down a few blocks away, they found he was carrying a backpack that contained a small pocket knife, a KFC bag and several spoon-fork hybrids.

[Supero100]

What an idiot

Reality is stranger than fiction


I've always said anything is a weapon, it just matters how you apply it

Proof positive, I guess?

[Oldfisti]

We need more spork control now! Just remember; sporks don't kill people, taco bell kills people.

[MendoDave]

Spooning. Thats what I did last night with my wife. Thats the concept that I have of spooning.

[Howie]

I wonder if sporks will no longer be allowed on airplanes

[jdubbs32584]

I carry one of these..




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[Scottish]

spooning........ someone please hold me.... I'm so lonely..... 

[TiNi]

when i hear the word "spooning" i think cuddle, not stab...

[Monsterlover]

cuddle not stab



if I drank coffee it would be out my nose after that one

[TiNi]

cuddle not stab



if I drank coffee it would be out my nose after that one

i happen to like to cuddle 

[red baron]

I carry one of these..




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If it had been real it would have a Disney logo on it.

[red baron]

i happen to like to cuddle 

pay no attention to the perverts TiNi

[TiNi]

pay no attention to the perverts TiNi

i never do 

i will admit the spooning often leads to other 

[River]

i never do 

i will admit the spooning often leads to other 

No doubt...

that's the best part.

[Monsterlover]

i happen to like to cuddle 

me too, i just thought the phrase was