update from wpm in valencia ...

[johnc]

update @ 4:15pm pt,  via phone from valencia:

warren now has the nickname of muchacho de la cabra (goat boy).  i asked if this was due to warren's goatee ... the answer was "no ... it's because he will eat anything".

dan has garnered the nickname of muchacho de la sombra (shadow boy), as he likes to lurk in the background.

[Grampa]

 

[duckwrench13]

And as evidence to Spidey's new title, allow me to provide you with this....

 

[Desmostro]

I just got this from a friend in Spain. He says you guys should order the "Huevos de toro:"

This friend visited a small town in Spain.  The residents had never seen an American before, so he was treated as an honored guest at the hotel.

Dining for the first night, he asked the waiter what he recommended for dinner.  He suggested the "cojones".  The tourist asked what they were and the waiter replied, "Those are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today." He was shocked but agreed to try them after being assured it was a delicacy reserved only for special guests. The tourist found them to be very tasty.

The next night he again ordered them for dinner. The waiter complied but somewhat reluctantly. The tourist again found them to be very tasty but asked the waiter why they were so much smaller than before.  The waiter said, "You see, Senor, sometimes it is the bull that wins!" 

[duckwrench13]

 

 

[mostrobelle]

Spain has given us tapas, Gaudi, Calatrava, and Flamenco (OK, and the Inquisition...) and we send over Spidey and Dan.  Spain is definitely gettin' the ass-end of this deal. 

[johnc]

well, i got another photo of warren sent to me tonight by one of the presidents ... i sent it to duckwrench, as he can post it, and the other photo i got the other night.

the email with tonight's photo, titled "wtf?" advised:

Clelland,

I think NorCal DOC is going to be banned from future WPM/WDW's !

he's pissin off whole countries, much worse than scott!!!

and the email from the previous night advised:

who did you send?  the next scott?

note: "scott" was the complete spaz that the orange county ducati club sent last year to wpm as their representative ... he managed to start pissing off all the other presidents on the first day, by riding along on the wrong side of the road passing everyone, using his left hand to control the throttle on the sport classic he was riding ... so he could take photos with his slr camera that had one of those "i have a small penis" 2 foot long telephoto lenses.  his actions went downhill fast from that point. by the end of the third day of wpm, everyone wanted to kill him.

a presto ... and hopefully, duckwrench can post those photos of warren.

johnc

[Michael Moore]

well, i got another photo of warren sent to me tonight by one of the presidents ... i sent it to duckwrench, as he can post it, and the other photo i got the other night.

the email with tonight's photo, titled "wtf?" advised:

Clelland,

I think NorCal DOC is going to be banned from future WPM/WDW's !

he's pissin off whole countries, much worse than scott!!!

and the email from the previous night advised:

who did you send?  the next scott?


johnc

So John, who's sending you the intel?

BTW, I see that datv's flying under the radar.

[Spidey]

Note to self:  don't mix vodka and wine and beer and limoncello and champagne and mohitos and rum and whiskey.  

Further note to self:  next time Dan locks himself out of the room cuz he's too drunk to figure out the difference between the bathroom door and the door to the hall, just leave him there.

[Sparky]

Well, I think the whole world is taking a turn towards Warren...  There even amassing the troops for a coup attempt on JohnC.  I mean they even closed the streets and let Warren do his best Pfeiffer rendition with Metz/Jason Brittan style..

I might have to change my vote for the NorCal Prez





 

[johnc]

So John, who's sending you the intel?

BTW, I see that datv's flying under the radar.

i get daily emails and photos from jay (san diego doc) ... and way too many drunk dialing phone calls from marco z, andrea v and others, in wpm ... i am enjoying the updates as i can live vicariously and not kill so many brain cells.

[Michael Moore]

i get daily emails and photos from jay (san diego doc) ... and way too many drunk dialing phone calls from marco z, andrea v and others, in wpm ... i am enjoying the updates as i can live vicariously and not kill so many brain cells.

Excellent. I'm glad to have the posts too.

Most interested in how Spidey and Dan deal with the sloppy affections of Stefano Bossi. I can't imagine he's not there.

[johnc]

i just got emailed a bunch more photos of the toxic twins visit to wpm ... these are the only two fit to share here:

[johnc]

Well, I think the whole world is taking a turn towards Warren...  There even amassing the troops for a coup attempt on JohnC.  I mean they even closed the streets and let Warren do his best Pfeiffer rendition with Metz/Jason Brittan style..

I might have to change my vote for the NorCal Prez

pfffft to all of you! 

until warren does 5 stuntman drinks in a row ... i will not consider him a viable threat.

although, the photo above of warren looking like the world is spinning a little too much for him to handle might make one think that warren was doing stuntman drinks ... his self confessed binge drinking style of girly drinks like "vodka and wine and beer and limoncello and champagne and mohitos and rum and whiskey" ... does not compare with the infamous stuntman drink. 

AND ... locking dan out in the hallway is a wussy thing to do ... you have not experienced WPM until you have had francisco turn the hotel bathroom into a scene from the exorcist ... with projectile vomit and god knows what else covering every square inch of the room.  now THATS WPM at its finest! 

[Michael Moore]

i just got emailed a bunch more photos of the toxic twins visit to wpm ... these are the only two fit to share here:

You can't just say that and not provide links to the rest!