my work bench

[Jukie]

23 seconds your kidding ONLY 23 seconds

[bazz20]

23 seconds your kidding ONLY 23 seconds

holy sheep shit spider you should change you name to flash , do you know what my wife says to me the next morning GET OFF 

[Super T.I.B]

What are you, like 12 years old?

[brimo]

Like I said to my wife on our wedding night, (us both being virgins n'all)
"this won't hurt a bit, did it"

[dragonworld.]

"Virginity is but a bubble in life.................. One prick and its gone."

Anon. 

 "Who do you think you are going to satisfy with that???" Said the woman that had come home with the bloke from the pub. 

He succintly and earnestly replied "ME !!" 

[brimo]

jeez look what the wifie,s done to the work bench

Have you got the appropriate flags to wave?
Yellow if you come off
Blue if someones coming up behind
Black if you've performed an illegal manoeuvre
Red/yellow if there's a traction hazard (e.g. spilled lubricant).

[bazz20]

What are you, like 12 years old?

yes, whats your f@cking problem

[Super T.I.B]

yes, whats your f@cking problem

Geez.

Did I hit a nerve?

I'm only having a joke Bazz, lighten up. 

[sydmonster]

... I used to have a ducati flag up in my old place. According to several new "friends" that I would bring to my place, it was there because "i don't own one, but like to make as if I do"...
Yep, the'ir gone by the morning. - Chris

[Spider]

Geez.

Did I hit a nerve?

I'm only having a joke Bazz, lighten up. 

settle down lads, the 12 years old comment is directed at me taking 23 seconds, not you Bazz and your ribbing me...it's all good, happy place!

folks, I can jest about my performance in bed....because....well, truthfully, I'm frickin MAGNIFICENT!