Out of the mouths of babes (kid quotes)

[Bad Juju]

  these are hilarious!

About 2 years ago my youngest daughter comes in the bedroom and catches me changing, so I'm in my underwear. She takes one look at me and says, "Mommy! Daddy poop-pooped in the front of his panties!"

Panties? Should have expected that from having 2 little girls. But it looked like poop? 

[ducatiz]

these are hilarious!

About 2 years ago my youngest daughter comes in the bedroom and catches me changing, so I'm in my underwear. She takes one look at me and says, "Mommy! Daddy poop-pooped in the front of his panties!"

Panties? Should have expected that from having 2 little girls. But it looked like poop? 

skid marks?

[rgramjet]

those would be some award winning skidmarks!

[The Bacon Junkie]

From yesterday:

The kids actually were cooperating while cleaning up and when they were done, I congratulated them on their teamwork and was handing out "Hi-5's".

One girl crossed her arms and gave me a funny look.

I asked her, "No Hi-5?"

Her answer: "I'm allergic to Hi-5's!"   

[ducatiz]

From yesterday:

The kids actually were cooperating while cleaning up and when they were done, I congratulated them on their teamwork and was handing out "Hi-5's".

One girl crossed her arms and gave me a funny look.

I asked her, "No Hi-5?"

Her answer: "I'm allergic to Hi-5's!"   

She is going to be the pregnant dogy one in high school.

[Triple J]

He also loves the movie 'Finding Nemo', and so he calls all fish "Nemo's", but he can't seem to say 9it right so he says "Look at all the Meanos".

That movie is like crack. My son (18 months) calls fish either Dori or Nemo...that's what we think he's saying anyway! 

[rgramjet]

My now 5 year old son invented the word "poopdumb".  Poopdumb means everything.  It is an adjective, its a noun, its why things happen.

Somewhere I have a video of The Poopdumb Dance. 

Why did I take a video of this dance you ask.........because of poopdumb of course.

[The Bacon Junkie]

She is going to be the pregnant dogy one in high school.

Ya, she's a feisty one, alright!  Super sweet and kind, though.  If one of her friends is sad, she will always walk over to give them a hug or ask, "Ah you otay..?".

[dolci]

My daughter has been a HUGE fan of coffee-flavored anything since about the age of 2.  I can remember showing up at preschool and all the kids had put up their favorite flavors of ice cream

There were lots of vanillas, lots of chocolates, a few rogue strawberries and there was my daughter's...coffee coffee buzz buzz (Ben and Jerry's coffee ice cream with chocolate covered espresso beans).  

[Punx Clever]

Well, you did introduce her to one of the most addictive substances in the world at an early age! 

[Oldfisti]

Well, you did introduce her to one of the most addictive substances in the world at an early age! 

Ducati's?

[zooom]

Ducati's?

WELL....she has been introduced to the intoxication of fine Italian machinery!

[IZ]

Lesson on verbal vs. nonverbal communication with the 7th & 8th grade SPED classes today.  We played a game of shirades afterwards.  The students came up with some real zingers in their attempts to figure out what nonverbal message was being conveyed.     It's hard being the adult and keeping a straight face when the kids are cracking jokes the whole time.  Every student in there is socially inappropriate and doesn't know the meaning of inner monologue.            

[Mother]

Lesson on verbal vs. nonverbal communication with the 7th & 8th grade SPED classes today.  We played a game of shirades afterwards.  The students came up with some real zingers in their attempts to figure out what nonverbal message was being conveyed.     It's hard being the adult and keeping a straight face when the kids are cracking jokes the whole time.  Every student in there is socially inappropriate and doesn't know the meaning of inner monologue.            

socially inappropriate

[IZ]

socially inappropriate

That's one of the "PC" terms they use to describe the behaviors. 

If there was some kind of intervention at home with the kids and parents when they were younger, I wouldn't be dealing with half of them.