Bacon Vodka-Off: December 6, 2008, @ 3:30ish PM

[Ronr]

You need to read my book. 

Chapter 17, The Holiday Season, says to humor her requests for help preparing Christmas greetings for friends and family. Observe her careful preparations. Make helpful suggestions that  happen to be a little more clever than what she has already worked so hard on. Don't immediately take no for an answer. Make as many suggestions as possible and ask lots of questions. You're just trying to help. She may ask you to go ride your motorcycle after awhile. Begrudgingly accept.  

[dallas2r]

Chapter 17, The Holiday Season, says to humor her requests for help preparing Christmas greetings for friends and family. Observe her careful preparations. Make helpful suggestions that  happen to be a little more clever than what she has already worked so hard on. Don't immediately take no for an answer. Make as many suggestions as possible and ask lots of questions. You're just trying to help. She may ask you to go ride your motorcycle after awhile. Begrudgingly accept.  

Man you're good. 

[Cyclone]

Chapter 17, The Holiday Season, says to humor her requests for help preparing Christmas greetings for friends and family. Observe her careful preparations. Make helpful suggestions that  happen to be a little more clever than what she has already worked so hard on. Don't immediately take no for an answer. Make as many suggestions as possible and ask lots of questions. You're just trying to help. She may ask you to go ride your motorcycle after awhile. Begrudgingly accept.  

                  

[never2loud]

Chapter 17, The Holiday Season, says to humor her requests for help preparing Christmas greetings for friends and family. Observe her careful preparations. Make helpful suggestions that  happen to be a little more clever than what she has already worked so hard on. Don't immediately take no for an answer. Make as many suggestions as possible and ask lots of questions. You're just trying to help. She may ask you to go ride your motorcycle after awhile. Begrudgingly accept.  

     Nice!

[Slag]

Food and Drinks


I will supply the burgers and the brauts, as well as the buns for the meat. I also have quite a few beers left over fron the Hill Country trip. Things that we could need:

Side items for dinner
Snack food for the long night of drinking
Sodas (gasp!)
Anything else yo can think of


It will be cold tomorrow night. For the cigar aficionados, Cyclone has been kind enough to supply a propane heater. I would still recommend dressing for the cold.

Sleeping arrangements:
Please feel free to crash here, rather than crashing on the drive home. I have a few pads and  blow up mattresses, three couches, and a few blankets and pillows.  Everyone is welcome to stay. Hell, I may even cook breakfast.  I believe that L'Avatar has already spoken for a couch.

This should be epic 

[caffeinejunkee]

I'll bring along some slaw. 

[ThelmaLou]

Baked Beans and soda 

[Duc L'Smart]

Seriously thinking about ditching my responsibilities and headin over there to witness the destruction of your livers...

Isn't it illegal to "Contribute to the Delinquency of a Minor"?!?

[Ronr]

I also have some Miller products that RichD left with me after the HC trip. And some plastic forkware.

[Slag]

I am also going to cook a turkey, and probably smoke some cornish hens. Getting rid of some unused turkey day food 

[Ronr]

Any directions or map of some sort to help us get there??

[Slag]

PM sent

[Ronr]

PM sent

gottit

[Cyclone]

   A word of warning to those removing the bacon to filter their vodka - put it in a baggie before dropping it in the trash.

If Cyclonette had smelled the garage trash before I did & moved it out then I would be going for a psychiatric evaluation instead of the party.    !

Now let us never speak of this again ! 

[RichD]

...and probably smoke some cornish hens...

Wow.  I've heard of some weird fetishes     but that one takes the cake!