If they make a scooter look like your sportbike...

[Smitch]

Just another reason to ride a small marque that doesn't bastardize it's own product (yet!).


http://www.motorcyclistonline.com/features/122_0810_suzuki_burgman_sport_scooter/index.html

[Scottish]

  O..........M...........G..............  absolutely HORRIBLE!!! If I were going to by a scooter, I'd want one that looks like a scooter i.e. a Vespa..... or.... I kinda like the Ruckus too, I admit. But these super-scooters are lame. Dude step up to the plate, grab your sack and get a facking motorcycle.

[Buckethead]

Safety wire that pregnant dog and then hurl it down the track.

[Scottish]