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Started by SacDuc, May 11, 2008, 10:14:56 AM

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SacDuc

May 11, 2008, 10:14:56 AM
Happy Mother's Day!!!   [cheeky]

And to all of the DMF mother's who have actually bore a child, have a great day! And take a nap. You deserve it.

sac
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Rev. Millertime

#1
May 11, 2008, 10:27:21 AM
Great.... make him think he's special today!

Not that he isn't "special" every day.
  [cheeky]
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Mother

#2
May 11, 2008, 06:09:51 PM
Aaaawwwwww



sno_duc

#3
May 11, 2008, 06:14:40 PM
 :-*
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c_rex

#4
May 11, 2008, 09:35:15 PM
wait- he actually gave birth to a child? daaamn
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#5
May 11, 2008, 09:36:38 PM
Quote from: c_rex on May 11, 2008, 09:35:15 PM
wait- he actually gave birth to a child? daaamn

Weird. He still looks pregnant.
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Mother

#6
May 12, 2008, 10:36:38 AM
Quote from: someguy on May 11, 2008, 09:36:38 PM
Weird. He still looks pregnant.

Jealousy is an ugly thing

James.M

#7
May 12, 2008, 10:48:19 AM
I guess its a day late, and a dollar short... but I think mother enjoyed hers yesterday...

Betty Rage

#8
May 12, 2008, 12:06:25 PM
a girlfriend of mine got me a "mother to be" mother's day card

I was pretty happy about that... I had one of these  ;D on my face all day
Darkhorse den mother

Ash

#9
May 12, 2008, 02:34:01 PM
ohhhh, HE'S the one that will squirt a little squirt out of his fancy new penis that i've been hearing about on the news...

the DMF declares, the DMF enlghtens.

James.M

#10
May 12, 2008, 03:04:06 PM
Quote from: Ash on May 12, 2008, 02:34:01 PM
ohhhh, HE'S the one that will squirt a little squirt out of his fancy new penis that i've been hearing about on the news...

the DMF declares, the DMF enlghtens.
im so confused?

Ash

#11
May 12, 2008, 03:05:21 PM
Quote from: JamesMcCain on May 12, 2008, 03:04:06 PM
im so confused?

excellent...    [moto]

KnightofNi

#12
May 13, 2008, 09:48:39 AM
Quote from: Ash on May 12, 2008, 02:34:01 PM
ohhhh, HE'S the one that will squirt a little squirt out of his fancy new penis that i've been hearing about on the news...

the DMF declares, the DMF enlghtens.

if i didn't know better i would say that's a bit innapropriate.... ;)
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Ash

#13
May 13, 2008, 10:10:09 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 13, 2008, 09:48:39 AM
if i didn't know better i would say that's a bit innapropriate.... ;)

good thing you know better    [cheeky]

A.duc.H.duc.

#14
May 13, 2008, 10:39:37 AM
Quote from: Mother on May 12, 2008, 10:36:38 AM
Jealousy is an ugly thing

Pregnant men... now that's an ugly thing.
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