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SacDuc
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« on: May 11, 2008, 09:14:56 AM »

Happy Mother's Day!!!   cheeky

And to all of the DMF mother's who have actually bore a child, have a great day! And take a nap. You deserve it.

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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2008, 09:27:21 AM »

Great.... make him think he's special today!

Not that he isn't "special" every day.
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2008, 05:09:51 PM »

Aaaawwwwww



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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2008, 05:14:40 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2008, 08:35:15 PM »

wait- he actually gave birth to a child? daaamn
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2008, 08:36:38 PM »

wait- he actually gave birth to a child? daaamn

Weird. He still looks pregnant.
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2008, 09:36:38 AM »

Weird. He still looks pregnant.

Jealousy is an ugly thing
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2008, 09:48:19 AM »

I guess its a day late, and a dollar short... but I think mother enjoyed hers yesterday...
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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2008, 11:06:25 AM »

a girlfriend of mine got me a "mother to be" mother's day card

I was pretty happy about that... I had one of these  Grin on my face all day
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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2008, 01:34:01 PM »

ohhhh, HE'S the one that will squirt a little squirt out of his fancy new penis that i've been hearing about on the news...

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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2008, 02:04:06 PM »

ohhhh, HE'S the one that will squirt a little squirt out of his fancy new penis that i've been hearing about on the news...

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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2008, 02:05:21 PM »

im so confused?

excellent...    [moto]
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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2008, 08:48:39 AM »

ohhhh, HE'S the one that will squirt a little squirt out of his fancy new penis that i've been hearing about on the news...

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if i didn't know better i would say that's a bit innapropriate.... Wink
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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2008, 09:10:09 AM »

if i didn't know better i would say that's a bit innapropriate.... Wink

good thing you know better    cheeky
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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2008, 09:39:37 AM »

Jealousy is an ugly thing

Pregnant men... now that's an ugly thing.
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