The DMF "What the hell do you look like" thread... No "Pipe Mod" pics!

[ducatiz]

You guys should swap numbers and start texting each other

we have matching DMF buttplugs.

[Ash]

we have matching DMF buttplugs.

that was supposed to be a secret, you hussy

[ducatiz]

that was supposed to be a secret, you hussy

I WANT TO BREAK FREE!

[Kaveh]

pity make the beast with two backs

You must be capable of a LOT of pity, that guy looks like a big chump.  A real goober  

[Ash]

You must be capable of a LOT of pity, that guy looks like a big chump.  A real goober  

you know you want him BAD

dirka dirka!

[Speeddog]

Ahhhh.... this is awfully chatty for a pic thread. 

[Kaveh]

you know you want him BAD

dirka dirka!

here is my Dirka Dirka pic:

This is me and my buddy waiting to take off on the way to Idaho this year to go riding at Tamarack.  I got "asked to move to the back of the plane for weight distribution" when the flight attendant came by    It's fun being a Dirka when traveling by plane



More form Idaho.  At the airport waiting for our ride to the resort.  We waited at the airport bar 



Lot's of snow when I was there 



Some of my buddies friends who live in Idaho, going to the open back country access area of Tamarack.  It's OK back there, a little too short

[Ash]

Lot's of snow when I was there 

i do not understand this.

snow should not crystallize on your face.

this is wrong.

[Kaveh]

i do not understand this.

snow should not crystallize on your face.

this is wrong.

Wind and moisture.  The beard insulates the snow form the heat from my face.  At first it's nice to have some facial hair when exposed to harsh wind/snow, but once it accumulates enough snow that your beard becomes on piece of icy snow it sucks.  Every time I wanted to talk or move my face I can feel the hair being pulled out

That was the first and probably last time I am going to have a serious beard    I've gone without shaving for a week or two before (that seems to be max of how long the Sharks can be in the playoffs  ), but this was something like 3 months worth 

[KnightofNi]

on the cold winter days my beard will freeze to the breath deflector. i finally learned to just breath out heavily a few times before trying to take off the lid.

[herm]

this just in!! Paparazzi photo of DucPainter 

[Ddan]

He's got more hair than that.

[herm]

He's got more hair than that.

used to, but he's been stressing about DIMBY

[Popeye the Sailor]

this just in!! Paparazzi photo of DucPainter 

That's nothing! I found a picture of Statler! 

[Ash]

That's nothing! I found a picture of Statler! 

has he gained weight?