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Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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A friend sent me this clip and it gave me a good chuckle. The guy will say anything to get out of this ticket and brings his pecs into the courtroom. It's a little hard to watch (he's in a no helmet state and exhibits the highest level of squidli-ness), but the pay off is so worth it
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http://www.youtube.com/v/wtofbxmlv8Y&hl=en&fs=1
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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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What. A. Moron.
But an entertaining moron, no doubt. I just hope he's signed his donor card.
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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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I wanna lick every precious drop of sweat, oil, Propecia and Eau de DB from his bandana. Git back, ladies and gents. He's mine. Rrrrrroooowwwrrrrr . . .
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Quote from: Spidey on December 06, 2008, 08:34:36 PM
I want lick every precious drop of sweat, oil, Propecia and Ode de DB from his bandana. Git back, ladies and gents. He's mine. Rrrrrroooowwwrrrrr . . .
[quoted] For posterity.
And, yeah, he's a tool box.
Judge is a hottie, tho.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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You have to admit, we Floridians are damn sexy. Where would the TV show Cops be without us.
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Quote from: Obsessed? on December 06, 2008, 08:55:19 PM
[quoted] For posterity.
And, yeah, he's a tool box.
Judge is a hottie, tho.
If you're gonna stick it in your sig, you *could* correct my initial spelling mistake.
(Pssst. It's "Eau" not "Ode")
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December 06, 2008, 09:20:06 PM »
Granted.
Best part of the whole video is the last 15 seconds.
As he's leaving the courthouse he grabs too much throttle and looses the back end. In the courthouse parking lot.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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Quote from: Michael Moore on December 06, 2008, 08:29:36 PM
I just hope he's signed his donor card.
Actually, I hope not. Would
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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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what a tool.
I hope he signed his donor card,
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What a frightening thought to have some of that genetic material escape into the wild.
What's up with the astoundingly patient, made for TV judge? Where do they grow those?
Quote from: Michael Moore on December 06, 2008, 08:29:36 PM
What. A. Moron.
But an entertaining moron, no doubt. I just hope he's signed his donor card.
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BTW, what's up with the dropping your keys on the ground? Is that a Florida thing?
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The plot thickens:
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147
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Quote from: DrDesmosedici on December 07, 2008, 09:20:59 AM
The plot thickens:
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147
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Maybe those lionesses sharpening their claws caught up with him and really found out what he was working with...leading to a statutory rape charge.
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