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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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December 07, 2008, 10:29:47 AM »
Quote from: desmoquattro on December 07, 2008, 09:29:29 AM
Maybe those lionesses sharpening their claws caught up with him and really found out what he was working with...leading to a charge of RECEIPT OF MATERIAL BY MAIL, INVOLVING THE SEXUAL EXPLOITATION OF CHILDREN.
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Quote from: DrDesmosedici on December 07, 2008, 09:20:59 AM
The plot thickens:
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147
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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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To paraphrase that guy in
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"My God. It's full of Fail..."
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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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Quote from: Fast Elvis on December 06, 2008, 09:01:29 PM
You have to admit, we Floridians are damn sexy. Where would the TV show Cops be without us.
But seriously. For someone born, raised, and then escaped from Broward county this statement it all to real... *sigh (breathing thoughts of gratitude)*
Quote from: DrDesmosedici on December 07, 2008, 09:20:59 AM
The plot thickens:
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147
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I hope he hits his tank REALLY hard one day and essentially neuters himself
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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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Quote from: ducnymph on December 06, 2008, 07:35:24 PM
A friend sent me this clip and it gave me a good chuckle. The guy will say anything to get out of this ticket and brings his pecs into the courtroom. It's a little hard to watch (he's in a no helmet state and exhibits the highest level of squidli-ness), but the pay off is so worth it
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http://www.youtube.com/v/wtofbxmlv8Y&hl=en&fs=1
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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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December 07, 2008, 12:41:07 PM »
Was I the only one that noticed the officer said "I observed the defendants 'SILVER' motorcycle..."
The 200mph bike is red and black. This man is obviously the victem here
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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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Quote from: Vindingo on December 07, 2008, 12:41:07 PM
Was I the only one that noticed the officer said "I observed the defendants 'SILVER' motorcycle..."
The 200mph bike is red and black. This man is obviously the victem here
I caught that too. Not sure if it's enough to get off on it's own but would have been enough to build on anyway.
The ending is just classic.
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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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Quote from: Michael Moore on December 07, 2008, 09:05:36 AM
BTW, what's up with the dropping your keys on the ground? Is that a Florida thing?
No, it's a "You just pissed us off that gawdamn much" thing. After I dropped my key on the ground I was also instructed to place my helmet on the ground, then back towards the cruiser with my hands in sight.
Apparently 110 in a 40 is frowned upon in Massachusetts. I'm still wondering how he caught me.
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Quote from: MrIncredible on December 07, 2008, 04:21:47 PM
No, it's a "You just pissed us off that gawdamn much" thing. After I dropped my key on the ground I was also instructed to place my helmet on the ground, then back towards the cruiser with my hands in sight.
Hmmm, when I've been pulled over I always get a protective "be careful of all the traffic when you get off your bike" attitude.
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Quote from: MrIncredible on December 07, 2008, 04:21:47 PM
Apparently 110 in a 40 is frowned upon in Massachusetts. I'm still wondering how he caught me.
Because you stopped.
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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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Quote from: Michael Moore on December 07, 2008, 09:05:36 AM
BTW, what's up with the dropping your keys on the ground? Is that a Florida thing?
Hell Yea! It's also a good idea to fall on the ground and flop around like a fish. Try it next time you get pulled over and I'm pretty sure they will let you slide.
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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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THREADJACK:
Uh... what's with/ when did the Incredibles do an avatar swap?
END OF THREADJACK.
Oh, and yeah, that guys a creep.
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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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Quote from: duckwrench13 on December 07, 2008, 05:09:27 PM
THREADJACK:
Uh... what's with/ when did the Incredibles do an avatar swap?
END OF THREADJACK.
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=16071.0
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Re: Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low
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December 07, 2008, 05:53:25 PM »
I saw that right after I posted here.
COOLNESS!!!!
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