Guy shoots rabbits on his property, pansy neighbors whine about it

[slowpoke13]

but by the end even the girls were willing to drain a chicken.

And that's the kind of girl I want to bring home to Mother..

"Hey mom - check this out, wanna see ol' girl drain my chicken?"

They always say life lessons are learned in camp.

[ducatiz]

And that's the kind of girl I want to bring home to Mother..

"Hey mom - check this out, wanna see ol' girl drain my chicken?"

They always say life lessons are learned in camp.

"One time at band camp..."

[Grampa]

Please, no discussions of whether life beings when the stork first takes off with the baby or when it drops it down the chimney. Otherwise we'd have to move this to politics 

damn... they're onto me