who says the British are always uptight......

Started by squidwood, December 24, 2008, 04:30:56 AM

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swampduc

Hilarious! But don't try the public urination thing in New Orleans. Of all the stupid shit to get arrested for in the middle of Mardi Gras  [bang]
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Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Oldfisti

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IZ

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]






Seattle and Venice have had the same laws too.  Except in Seattle..it's OK 24hrs/day.   [roll]
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krolik

'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.


River

Quote from: swampduc on December 24, 2008, 06:57:07 AM
Hilarious! But don't try the public urination thing in New Orleans. Of all the stupid shit to get arrested for in the middle of Mardi Gras  [bang]

Jeeze!  I've heard that cops look the other way in Times Square in NY on New Year's... You could try your luck there!

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squidwood

I'd love to that here in the states..........
Where would you post it in your town/city?
First place that springs to mind for me would be the Multnomah County Courthouse in Portland OR.
Piss on them............literally! [laugh]

metallimonster

Don't try pissing anywhere in public in Ohio.  Got hit twice in 2 months for this.   [bang] [bang] [bang]


$700 in fines.  Ouch.
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CairnsDuc

Quote from: metallimonster on December 26, 2008, 07:58:54 AM
Don't try pissing anywhere in public in Ohio.  Got hit twice in 2 months for this.   [bang] [bang] [bang]


$700 in fines.  Ouch.

Jeez, That's gotta piss you off!!  [cheeky]

metallimonster

Well, I guess I asked for being drunk and all.  I actually only got charged with disorderly conduct which was good since I live across the street from a elementry school.  Could have been charged with indecent exposure. 

What does piss me off is that I have to tell employers about it when I interview. >:(
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