Do you know a bride-to-be? Make sure she reads a copy of this...

[Oldfisti]

http://urbzen.com/2008/12/29/enraged-to-be-married/     Word son.

[Slide Panda]

Ungh.. man after reading some of that 'guest etiquette' list I want to fire bomb that lady.  Because I got an Invite I have to send a gift?  I think no... I can't get anything not on the registry?  Please.. gifts are gifts - deal.  Weddings are soooo stressful! - Bah only as stressful as you make it. 

Molitovs for all the bridezillas! 

[jdubbs32584]

http://urbzen.com/2008/12/29/enraged-to-be-married/     Word son.

Bookmarked to remind myself not to be a pregnant dog when the time comes. 

To me, its a product of the Me, Me, Me society we live in right now. Buncha spoiled brats.

[Slide Panda]

Oh yeah - this tip "Open bar does not mean you should get drunk. " - Yes yes it dose.  Make an ass no, drunk, sure. 

[Oldfisti]

Oh yeah - this tip "Open bar does not mean you should get drunk. " - Yes yes it dose.  Make an ass no, drunk, sure. 

Amen to that!

[lauramonster]

stress also comes from all the people involved with the wedding trying to get their way.  You get pulled in 16 different directions and you're trying to please everyone.  The parents think it's a reflection on them, the DJ wants to play his own music, - it's a recipe for disaster. 

I vote for eloping and having a kegger in the back yard!!

[TiNi]

i've been engaged exactly one year as of today

for as far as i've gotten planning our wedding...






.... we may end up eloping 

[Xiphias]

Geez....I didn't realize going off the registry was such a faux pas....so much for the big dong couple's dildo...

[Slag]

We had 13 people at our wedding, and that counted the JP. The reception was another story    We spent more on alcohol than the rest of the wedding 

[lauramonster]

sounds like a fun time.

It's a good dinner if the bar bill is bigger than the food bill

[Triple J]

My wedding was on a beach in Maui. The reception was at the Luau on the same beach.

Planning consisted of calling them and scheduling the day...then showing up the day before, having a Mai Tai, and talking for a few minutes with the guy marrying us.  Stress free is an understatement.  

We considered the whole planned wedding at home thing, but it was a PIA...and getting married on the beach sounded cool.  

[CowboyBeebop]

Repeated arguments over our wedding ended my engagement.  I refused to spend $50,000 on a 4 hour-event that didn't include my own private (insert favorite mega-band) concert.  We had been together for 5 years.  The wedding industry represents the worst of American consumer culture (except maybe the funeral industry). 

[Popeye the Sailor]

I vote for eloping and having a kegger in the back yard!!

So did we 


I think there should be a keg of Bass Ale, and a keg of Guinness, for making a giant black'n'tan.

[somegirl]

MrInc got me this wedding planning magazine before our elopement.

[zarn02]

^^^