Things that need to end

Started by Mother, January 01, 2009, 10:49:38 AM

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

rgramjet

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Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on January 01, 2009, 12:38:59 PM
Pants with juicy written on the butt.  Pants with anything written on the butt.

Women over 25 shopping in the Jr's section of  the store. 



Really?  What are you going to say you were looking at when you get busted checking out her arse?  "Sorry, was just reading your jeans"   8)

Thank GOD for women over 25 shopping in the Jrs section!  Better there than the + sized collection!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!


Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

red baron

"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

red baron

Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2009, 12:58:45 PM
come work for me.... I'll pay ya under the table

Then I would have to add my new job to this thread, reading:


living in Bakersfield. [cheeky]
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

jdubbs32584

Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2009, 12:56:39 PM
why do eyerollies need to end?

Yeah, thats exactly what I meant BP. Eye rolls need to end.






cyrus buelton

Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2009, 12:58:45 PM
come work for me.... I'll pay ya under the table

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Will you help me forge a paystub so I can get a loan?
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

lethe

Quote from: JBubble on January 01, 2009, 01:03:10 PM
Yeah, thats exactly what I meant BP. Eye rolls need to end.






Good they sound like they taste nasty. Egg rolls on the other hand....
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Grampa

Quote from: cyrus buelton on January 01, 2009, 01:03:30 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Will you help me forge a paystub so I can get a loan?

yup.... my mom will cosign for it too
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

red baron

"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

cyrus buelton

Quote from: bobspapa on January 01, 2009, 01:05:37 PM
yup.... my mom will cosign for it too

I plan on defaulting on the loan, so I hope she doesn't mind that hit to her credit.

I will then also contact the IRS and accuse you of tax evasion.


Sound good?

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Grampa

Quote from: cyrus buelton on January 01, 2009, 01:07:09 PM
I plan on defaulting on the loan, so I hope she doesn't mind that hit to her credit.

I will then also contact the IRS and accuse you of tax evasion.


Sound good?

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

no worries.. my moms too big to fail
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell