Things that need to end

Started by Mother, January 01, 2009, 10:49:38 AM

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ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



cyrus buelton

DMF Member's not sticking other DMF Member's with bar bills, even though they are on an expense account

;D

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducpainter

Quote from: cyrus buelton on January 01, 2009, 06:51:13 PM
DMF Member's not sticking other DMF Member's with bar bills, even though they are on an expense account

;D

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
That's a requirement.

Kids... [roll]

You're just pissed you didn't think of it first. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



cyrus buelton

Quote from: ducpainter on January 01, 2009, 06:58:57 PM
You're just pissed you didn't think of it first. ;)

I've never called on you to do any work for me, so not sure how you could write our meeting off as a business expense!

Of course you could, but that isn't cool.

Then we'll take the other character there, with well, I felt sorry for the poor bastard.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

I need to buy him some Sake
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

herm

If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

ejw24

People who talk on their cell phones while at the gym
I'm having a failure to thrive...

nateqwik

Quote from: Statler on January 01, 2009, 04:36:13 PM
hating on Harleys
Yes!! Those arrogant pricks can't help what bike they ride. Don't hate the Harley, hate the a$$hole sitting on it!

nateqwik

Well... look at that! I'm now "officially" a junior member! Hooray!


zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

the_Journeyman

People thinking a Mustang with performance (the kind meant for warm, dry pavement) tires can climb a snow/ice covered slope it they just stomp the gas pedal.

JM
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ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

eichh

Crocks, but mainly guys wearing them.


MendoDave

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