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[Grampa]

lm is trying to kill me

[lethe]

lm is trying to kill me

bat your eyes at her and look sexy.

[Mother]

lm is trying to kill me

good, finally she is going about the business i paid her to do

[Grampa]

scratch that... it was the beef jerky I ate.

lm is off the hook

[Statler]

don't worry.  She doesn't have the chops.

(omg I can't stop...and it's spreading to other people's threads)

[Grampa]

don't worry.  She doesn't have the chops.

(omg I can't stop...and it's spreading to other people's threads)

[KnightofNi]

and where have your accusations gotten you now BP?


it's not like she threw an angry cat at your face.

[Grampa]

and where have your accusations gotten you now BP?


it's not like she threw an angry cat at your face.

technically.... she did buy the jerky and give it to me for Christmas .


make the beast with two backs.... I ate two small pieces and my stomach is kill'n me.

turns out  there was soy and wheat mixed in it 

[lethe]

technically.... she did buy the jerky and give it to me for Christmas .


make the beast with two backs.... I ate two small pieces and my stomach is kill'n me.

turns out  there was soy and wheat mixed in it 

Wheat jerky, sounds like a vegetarian plot!

[Grampa]

Wheat jerky, sounds like a vegetarian plot!

nope... just standard issue dead cow stuff... it just has  wheat based soy flavoring added to it.

[lethe]

nope... just standard issue dead cow stuff... it just has  wheat based soy flavoring added to it.

soy has flavor?

[Grampa]

soy has flavor?

soy sauce 

[T]

Most things with caramel coloring have wheat gluten in them as well.

[red baron]

Most things with caramel coloring have wheat gluten in them as well.

I tried gluten free bread


apparently gluten tastes really freaking good.

[T]

Gluten free bread is just bleached saw dust held together with Elmers Glue.