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Started by Grampa, January 06, 2009, 03:29:38 PM

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Grampa

January 06, 2009, 03:29:38 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28518932/

your charred balls..... MINE!


[laugh]


I bet she likes her hotdogs burnt too
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Monsterlover

#1
January 06, 2009, 03:34:19 PM
Not cool.
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Buckethead

#2
January 06, 2009, 03:34:22 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 06, 2009, 03:29:38 PM
I bet she likes her hotdogs burnt too

She said as much in the article, didn't she?
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He Man

#3
January 06, 2009, 03:39:23 PM
totally not cool. he died of injuries relating to his balls being set abaze.

WOW.

Grampa

#4
January 06, 2009, 03:40:39 PM
when I got fixed... they cauterized the tubes.... it was funny to look down see yer junk smoke'n  [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Grampa

#5
January 06, 2009, 03:44:20 PM
just to be clear...it aint funny a guy died.... it's funny cuz she saw her husband hugging somebody, and somehow, her mind went right to...torch his balls.... that'll fix it.... that'll make him mine.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Speedbag

#6
January 06, 2009, 03:57:50 PM
Best headline I've seen in a while though.
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Drunken Monkey

#7
January 06, 2009, 05:42:21 PM
Goodness Gracious!

(wait for it)

Great Balls of...

Naw.

Too easy.  [roll]
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Porsche Monkey

#8
January 06, 2009, 07:21:27 PM
Dude that's some facked up shet there.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Rameses

#9
January 06, 2009, 07:32:59 PM

Well.  I'll be damned.

I had no idea my ex had moved to Australia and gotten married.

Grampa

#10
January 06, 2009, 08:05:46 PM
Quote from: Rameses on January 06, 2009, 07:32:59 PM
Well.  I'll be damned.

I had no idea my ex had moved to Australia and gotten married.

you got charred balls too?
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

He Man

#11
January 06, 2009, 08:19:44 PM
I just sent this to my Muay Thai instructor....who just so happens to be Australian, and we always bust his nuts for how crazy his people are. this just adds ammo.  [evil]

superjohn

#12
January 06, 2009, 08:23:49 PM
Quote from: He Man on January 06, 2009, 03:39:23 PM
totally not cool. he died of injuries relating to his balls being set abaze.

WOW.

But only after he suffered for a couple weeks. She lit him up on 12/8 and he died last week.  :-X

The whole time he's lying there thinking, "I should have listened to my Mother when she said my wife-to-be was a crazy ball burner"


Rameses

#13
January 07, 2009, 06:53:36 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 06, 2009, 08:05:46 PM
you got charred balls too?



No, but I feel lucky that I don't.

Porsche Monkey

#14
January 07, 2009, 07:06:12 AM
BP, your a sick and disturbed man.  We would probably get along great.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

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