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Started by KnightofNi, January 10, 2009, 11:55:51 AM

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KnightofNi

January 10, 2009, 11:55:51 AM
I wouldn't read this at work, hell, most people prob shouldn't read this. The guy is most definately vile.

however, i found the style of writing funny.


http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml


i do hope the girl made it home ok though.
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krolik

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January 10, 2009, 01:40:19 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 10, 2009, 11:55:51 AM
I wouldn't read this at work, hell, most people prob shouldn't read this. The guy is most definately vile.

however, i found the style of writing funny.


http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml


i do hope the girl made it home ok though.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

[puke]

[popcorn]



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NAKID

#2
January 10, 2009, 02:10:19 PM
Yeah, I think I'd puke too....
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Kopfjäger

#3
January 10, 2009, 02:31:00 PM
I guess the merlot, veal and stone crab didn't sit too well.  [cheeky]
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lethe

#4
January 10, 2009, 02:39:02 PM
See, he didn't need the artificial stuff, she had plenty of the natural lube ready to go.
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superjohn

#5
January 10, 2009, 02:48:23 PM
 [laugh] Oh yeah, I was probably destined for Purgatory just from reading that, but since I am still laughing, I'm definitely going to hell.

KnightofNi

#6
January 10, 2009, 03:06:30 PM
Quote from: lethe on January 10, 2009, 02:39:02 PM
See, he didn't need the artificial stuff, she had plenty of the natural lube ready to go.

but he had to work to get at it.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

lethe

#7
January 10, 2009, 03:11:15 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 10, 2009, 03:06:30 PM
but he had to work to get at it.
One should always work hard for a nice prize.
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eichh

#8
January 10, 2009, 03:55:54 PM
 [clap] That would work great in a romantic comedy with say Queen Latifa and that skinny kid from the movie Road Trip D.J. something or other. [thumbsup]






Maybe not

Airborne

#9
January 10, 2009, 04:38:49 PM
This guy is pretty famous, I'm pretty sure he has had a book out and it sold pretty well.
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Jarvicious

#10
January 10, 2009, 04:57:37 PM
Oh, Tucker Max.  Try reading some of his other stories.  Like you said, he's a pretty useless human but he's an excellent writer.  I like "The Famous 'Sushi Pants' Story" too. 

If I recall, the book actually did do pretty well.


This guy's not that bad.  He makes fun of a lot of people that write to him, but in his defense a lot of them derve it.  Check out the section on childrens artwork critiques.

http://maddox.xmission.com/
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#11
January 10, 2009, 05:36:10 PM
I love the line about 2/5th of the way down the page...

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No really--I know that I will burn in hell. At this point, I'm just hoping that my life can serve as a warning to others.

Sounds eerily familiar... 8)
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Speedbag

#12
January 10, 2009, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: superjohn on January 10, 2009, 02:48:23 PM
[laugh] Oh yeah, I was probably destined for Purgatory just from reading that, but since I am still laughing, I'm definitely going to hell.

Oh yes, be sure to read the others on Tucker Max, as said above. Some great adventures there, reminds me of the bad old, old days.

Like the time we shroomed and went to the titty bar.....  ;)
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#13
January 10, 2009, 08:41:00 PM
i've read both tucker max's and maddox's books. good times. [thumbsup]
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#14
January 10, 2009, 08:56:07 PM
i am sad to say that i should have written this book 20 years ago...   [laugh]
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