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Started by KnightofNi, January 10, 2009, 11:55:51 AM

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Buckethead

#15
January 10, 2009, 09:05:58 PM
The Alphabet of Manliness is a worthy read.

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducatiz

#16
January 10, 2009, 09:14:36 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on January 10, 2009, 09:05:58 PM
The Alphabet of Manliness is a worthy read.



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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Buckethead

#17
January 10, 2009, 09:21:29 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on January 10, 2009, 09:14:36 PM


As Maddox would tell you:

"Go fist yerself."
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

KnightofNi

#18
January 11, 2009, 08:33:25 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on January 10, 2009, 09:05:58 PM
The Alphabet of Manliness is a worthy read.



haha, my girlfriend bought that book and read it before i even met her.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

krolik

#19
January 11, 2009, 11:19:34 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 11, 2009, 08:33:25 AM
haha, my girlfriend bought that book and read it before i even met her.

So what's she doing with you then?  ;D
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KnightofNi

#20
January 11, 2009, 11:44:11 AM
Quote from: krolik on January 11, 2009, 11:19:34 AM
So what's she doing with you then?  ;D

i got her fooled. shhhhhh

[laugh] [laugh]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

NeufUnSix

#21
January 12, 2009, 08:36:16 AM
Funny thing is I've heard this yarn over many a beer at University. Everyone claims it has happened to "a friend' or a "friend of a friend" etc. Sometimes they tack on a bit about the girl getting off on the nastyness. Or switch it around so it involves a strap on...

My point is I suspect he may just be retelling an old tale rather than relating a real experience. Or maybe my dipshit drinking buddies were just stealing his story.
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cyrus buelton

#22
January 12, 2009, 08:45:26 AM
I've been reading Tucker Max for about 5 years now, he has some funny shit.

Sushi Pants is one of his best stories or the one where he makes his death drink and goes to a hockey game or the time an ex-girflriend tried to sue him
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metallimonster

#23
January 12, 2009, 08:51:11 AM
This story reminded me of one of my favorite lines from a movie:

Billy Bob in Bad Sant "You aint gonna shit right for a month!"
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OverCaffeinated

#24
January 12, 2009, 09:25:49 AM
I don't' know what the big deal is. Sounds like the everyday sexcapades of a good Brazilian party.

He Man

#25
January 12, 2009, 10:08:33 AM
Quote from: NeufUnSix on January 12, 2009, 08:36:16 AM
My point is I suspect he may just be retelling an old tale rather than relating a real experience. Or maybe my dipshit drinking buddies were just stealing his story.


OR it could be that this is a common thing if she doesnt clean herself first (im talking about douching her asshole out) Porn leads us to believe we can just stick it in. Its so far from the truth... we also tend to think girls dont fart and poo. This is not the case.

B.Rock

#26
January 12, 2009, 01:25:38 PM
I have I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. It's a freakin' hilarious book. Movie coming out soonish.
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KnightofNi

#27
January 12, 2009, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: OverCaffeinated on January 12, 2009, 09:25:49 AM
I don't' know what the big deal is. Sounds like the everyday sexcapades of a good Brazilian party.

i need to party in brazil... [laugh]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducatiz

#28
January 12, 2009, 06:22:20 PM
Quote from: He Man on January 12, 2009, 10:08:33 AM

OR it could be that this is a common thing if she doesnt clean herself first (im talking about douching her asshole out) Porn leads us to believe we can just stick it in. Its so far from the truth... we also tend to think girls dont fart and poo. This is not the case.

i know girls fart and poo

i saw Two Girls and a Cup

PS.. the term is not "asshole douching" it is "enema".. get it right!
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ducpainter

#29
January 12, 2009, 06:59:41 PM
did some one say asshole?

He's here now. [thumbsup]

I hate all of you...

get off my make the beast with two backsing lawn. ;D
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