monkeys

Started by Grampa, January 14, 2009, 09:19:40 AM

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Drunken Monkey

Just goes to prove what I've always said: Everything is better when you add monkeys.  [thumbsup]
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Buckethead

Mmmm... Desmosedici...

And some bajumblies, too.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

TiAvenger

Shouldn't you be looking for a job  [cheeky]

I wanted to got to the open tryout that Mokie (sp?) had posted...... until I told Danielle about it.

I bet you can guess what her answer was....

JEFF_H

BP, that first vid has you written all over it.
want me to pick this up for you??

http://boise.craigslist.org/mcy/970805944.html

Grampa

Quote from: JEFF_H on January 14, 2009, 11:21:40 AM
BP, that first vid has you written all over it.
want me to pick this up for you??

http://boise.craigslist.org/mcy/970805944.html

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/991977997.html

if'n I didnt have to tighten the belt a lil..... I'd be in Fresno today  [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

TiAvenger

Quote from: JEFF_H on January 14, 2009, 11:21:40 AM
BP, that first vid has you written all over it.
want me to pick this up for you??

http://boise.craigslist.org/mcy/970805944.html

BP, I am so in!  We can split the cost, and OUr team name shall be....

Team Potato Sack!

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

TiAvenger

Quote from: bobspapa on January 14, 2009, 11:26:05 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/991977997.html

if'n I didnt have to tighten the belt a lil..... I'd be in Fresno today  [laugh]

Jeebus, why do I have to be tied up in another bik..... er, secret project right now.  :'(  [laugh]

TiAvenger

Quote from: bobspapa on January 14, 2009, 11:26:05 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/991977997.html

if'n I didnt have to tighten the belt a lil..... I'd be in Fresno today  [laugh]

You know, if each member sent you .67 of a cent

we could so rock it....  [laugh]

Grampa

Quote from: Court-Jester on January 14, 2009, 12:08:08 PM
You know, if each member sent you .67 of a cent

we could so rock it....  [laugh]

[laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

triangleforge

That first vid would have been better with this as a soundtrack:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8lVYyXOHYg&feature=related

Monkeys
watch out for them monkeys
those crazy big guys drinking downtown
Monkeys
watch out for them monkeys
They'll knock you right off your feet onto the ground
They'll take pleasure being hormonally insane
They'll find solace knocking you right upside the brain
By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon