For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?

Started by Oldfisti, January 15, 2009, 12:16:47 PM

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JEFF_H

Men arent interested in a woman's virginity...just the box it comes in.  [cheeky]

El Matador

Am I the only one that thinks she's just not hot?

Seriously, I've seen wet gremlins that are prettier than she is.

She looks like the kind of person that I would ask if the rest of the people on the car all died in the crash.   ???

superjohn

Quote from: El Matador on January 15, 2009, 03:13:29 PM
Am I the only one that thinks she's just not hot?

Seriously, I've seen wet gremlins that are prettier than she is.

She looks like the kind of person that I would ask if the rest of the people on the car all died in the crash.   ???

I think she's pretty attractive actually, but I like that brunette slut next door look  [laugh]

Is all seriousness, I think she should be able to do what she wants. Let some rich pervert get screwed for a change.

El Matador

Quote from: superjohn on January 15, 2009, 04:49:13 PM
I think she's pretty attractive actually, but I like that brunette slut next door look  [laugh]

Is all seriousness, I think she should be able to do what she wants. Let some rich pervert get screwed for a change.

Oh me too. She should be able to do whatever she wants, and If some blind rich dumbass is willing to pay for it, why not?

Holden

There are plenty of more attractive virgins that could be bought for much less money and probably even a month at a time if you know where to look. :-\

What's all the hype?

Popeye the Sailor

Idk-depends on how you, as a rich bastard, would choose to waste your money.


Say you bought the rights to her virginity.


You could in theory, deprive her of a lifetime of sex if you buy it and never use it.
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El Matador

Quote from: MrIncredible on January 15, 2009, 05:30:10 PM
Idk-depends on how you, as a rich bastard, would choose to waste your money.


Say you bought the rights to her virginity.


You could in theory, deprive her of a lifetime of sex if you buy it and never use it.

That would be glorious. And best way to teach the greedy pregnant dog a lesson.

Grampa

if a mans gott'a shell out dough like that for  a va jay jay...... he'd want one attached to a woman who knows how to use it.

there is, after all, logic behind them not using Desmosedicis at MSF classes
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swampduc

Quote from: bobspapa on January 15, 2009, 05:35:07 PM
if a mans gott'a shell out dough like that for  a va jay jay...... he'd want one attached to a woman who knows how to use it.

there is, after all, logic behind them not using Desmosedicis at MSF classes
Well put, sir. Jolly good show.  :D
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Grampa

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ducpainter

Quote from: bobspapa on January 15, 2009, 05:35:07 PM
if a mans gott'a shell out dough like that for  a va jay jay...... he'd want one attached to a woman who knows how to use it.

there is, after all, logic behind them not using Desmosedicis at MSF classes

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NAKID

I think she's pretty good looking, nice rack, but really, look at her. Is there any way you believe she's really a virgin?
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Capo

Quote from: NAKID on January 15, 2009, 07:20:53 PM
I think she's pretty good looking, nice rack, but really, look at her. Is there any way you believe she's really a virgin?

Would that entitle you to your money back once you had 'discovered' she wasn't?  [evil]


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Regaining one's virginity is all the rage amongst Muslim women in France. A quick 30-minute operation termed 'hymenoplasty' allows non-virgins to have their hymen re-sewn, meaning these women are technical virgins once again.

Sitting in a cafe near the Champs Elysees, the 26-year-old French-born woman of Algerian descent looks like any other Parisian. But two months ago, she did something none of her friends have done. She had her hymen re-sewn, technically making her a virgin again. This 30-minute outpatient procedure, called "hymenoplasty" and costing between 1,500 and 3,000 euros ($2,000-$4,000), is increasingly popular among young women of North African descent in France. (digg)

Source: today.reuters   Via: digg