For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?

[Grampa]

Funny, Mother's reaction to finding out that I was a redhead was the same....

hmmm...

finding out?

like an easter egg hunt kind of find?

[Oldfisti]

Technically...  You're tearing her the same old one....again...   

Hot?  IMO, yes. 

$2M Hot? Um....no.

And a +1 to the DaniD comment above.

In Vegas, you could have a room FULL of hot call-girls who *know* how to use it for a shit-load less than $2M.    I'm just sayin'....

It's actually $3.7mil.    I figured $2mil for me would seem like a bargain in comparison. Truth be told I'd be happy with $20. Enough for a 30 rack of Coors and a bag of Doritos!  

[jdubbs32584]

finding out?

like an easter egg hunt kind of find?

Oh hush. He didn't know what I looked like back when we first started this thing. 

[tonyj311]

so why is that not prositution? Would the deed have to be done in Nevada?

[Speeddog]

so why is that not prositution? Would the deed have to be done in Nevada?

Google sez it's coordinated through a brothel in NV.

[NAKID]

How come every time DaniD posts up, I pray to god that she was sigle and lived closer?? I lust you DaniD!

/leg hump

And a +1 to the DaniD comment above.

God I was just thinkin the same thing.....redheads....sigh 

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=16625.0

[rgramjet]

Technically you dont pay a prostitute to bang.....you pay her to go away when you're done!  

[eltristo]

A note:

Just because bidding has reached $3.7 mil, that does not mean someone actually plans to pay that amount.   There was the "picture of a spider" sale a few months back where someone bid $10k and had no intention of ever paying.  Her 'spider' is only worth what she can actually get.

Silly girl.

[Popeye the Sailor]

I wonder if she'd take a cheque.




You know, if everyone on the forum sent me $10.....

[Speeddog]

I wonder if she'd take a cheque.

You know, if everyone on the forum sent me $10.....

You'd have $37,550. 

[Grampa]

You'd have $37,550. 

that'll get ya a handshake

[rgramjet]

Or you could invest in something more worthwhile.....like THIS:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Collectors-OREO-Rare_W0QQitemZ220283688627QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220283688627&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

[Triple J]

Or you could invest in something more worthwhile.....like THIS:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Collectors-OREO-Rare_W0QQitemZ220283688627QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220283688627&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Listing removed. 

What was it?

[rgramjet]

Dammit! 
It was/is a super rare collectors Oreo, which is still available by the way.  A once in a lifetime opportunity.  Might have to relist.

[DaniD]

In Vegas, you could have a room FULL of hot call-girls who *know* how to use it for a shit-load less than $2M.    I'm just sayin'....

I just got home from Vegas and have a whole pocket full of cards with lots of girls that would do everything she could and for the bargain price of $45!!!!  They are practically giving it away there!