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For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?

Started by Oldfisti, January 15, 2009, 12:16:47 PM

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Capo

#60
January 22, 2009, 01:27:33 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 16, 2009, 04:58:58 PM
that'll get ya a handshake

a hand what


Capo de tuti capi

herm

#61
January 22, 2009, 12:00:28 PM
wow,.... cant believe i have avoided this thread for so long.

if she gets millions for a role in the hay, power to her.
maybe she should get her masters in business, or some other entrepreneurial field.
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

DaniD

#62
January 23, 2009, 07:02:05 AM
I'm not sure that selling your va-jay-jay online makes you an entrepreneur...
"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

the_Journeyman

#63
January 23, 2009, 07:05:22 AM
Quote from: DaniD on January 23, 2009, 07:02:05 AM
I'm not sure that selling your va-jay-jay online makes you an entrepreneur...

High-tech hooker then?  [laugh]

JM
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Oldfisti

#64
January 23, 2009, 07:15:50 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on January 23, 2009, 07:05:22 AM
High-tech hooker then?  [laugh]

JM


I guess the ones on Craigslist are high tech too?      :-X


Sorry. I just  [puke] in my mouth a little bit.






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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

herm

#65
January 23, 2009, 07:34:56 AM
Quote from: DaniD on January 23, 2009, 07:02:05 AM
I'm not sure that selling your va-jay-jay online makes you an entrepreneur...

well, if she can convince some poor shlub that her vjj is worth millions, virgin or not, then she has a future selling just about anything [thumbsup]
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Popeye the Sailor

#66
January 23, 2009, 09:44:55 AM
Quote from: DaniD on January 23, 2009, 07:02:05 AM
I'm not sure that selling your va-jay-jay online makes you an entrepreneur...

Those plastics ones might.


Somewhere out there-there's a va-jay-jay model. What an odd world.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Oldfisti

#67
January 23, 2009, 11:24:15 AM
Quote from: herm on January 23, 2009, 07:34:56 AM
well, if she can convince some poor shlub that her vjj is worth millions, virgin or not, then she has a future selling just about anything [thumbsup]


If I were karma, Freakshow here would be the poor shlub...

                               [evil]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

rgramjet

#68
January 23, 2009, 11:27:09 AM
How funny would it be to pass her a bad check, then have her take you to court to collect.....
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Oldfisti

#69
January 23, 2009, 11:32:24 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 23, 2009, 11:27:09 AM
How funny would it be to pass her a bad check, then have her take you to court to collect.....


Since it's being done through the Bunny Ranch everything is legal. Good thought though.   [thumbsup]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DCXCV

#70
January 23, 2009, 01:52:39 PM
Quote from: herm on January 23, 2009, 07:34:56 AM
well, if she can convince some poor shlub that her vjj is worth millions, virgin or not, then she has a future selling just about anything [thumbsup]

Selling vag to a guy isn't exactly rocket surgery.  When you're peddleing the oldest trade, the word entrepreneur doesn't really come to mind.  She'll get taxed all to hell on it and it's a one trick pony.  Many women (and guys) do better by marrying millionaires.  [thumbsup]
"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards

herm

#71
January 23, 2009, 02:46:01 PM
Quote from: DCXCV on January 23, 2009, 01:52:39 PM
Selling vag to a guy isn't exactly rocket surgery.  When you're peddleing the oldest trade, the word entrepreneur doesn't really come to mind.  She'll get taxed all to hell on it and it's a one trick pony.  Many women (and guys) do better by marrying millionaires.  [thumbsup]

no income tax in nevada...
anyway,
i never said she was smart. and lets face it, smart does not always = saleman (or woman)
my point is.....

if she can convince some moron to pay millions of dollars for a shot at her VjJ......then she would seem to have the drive to make people part with their money, and lots of it.
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

rgramjet

#72
January 23, 2009, 03:19:58 PM
Name one that you havent paid for in one way or the other...
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Capo

#73
January 23, 2009, 03:29:29 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 23, 2009, 03:19:58 PM
Name one that you havent paid for in one way or the other...

[thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]


Capo de tuti capi

Popeye the Sailor

#74
January 23, 2009, 04:04:26 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 23, 2009, 03:19:58 PM
Name one that you havent paid for in one way or the other...

Christ-you think I'd remember her name? What kind of screwed up one nighters you been having?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.
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